- You ante a Shivan Dragon and breathe a great sigh of relief.
- You begin wallpapering rooms of your home into "theme decks".
- Cardi Mundi opens their new production facility next door.
- The game store calls offering 30 minute home delivery of Magic cards.
- You call your waste hauler regarding Magic card recycling.
- You shred uncommons for kitty litter.
- You ask your employer about a "Magic" automatic payroll deduction.
- Your opponent asks "Do you play for ante?" and you respond, "Sure, one display box or two?"
- Someone Lightning Bolts you and you Fork it five times.
- The term "Don't Leave Home Without It" means a tourney deck & sideboard on your person at all times.
- You begin calling your decks by pet names.
- And the sign _we all_ have too many cards: Bill Clinton asks Congress for a special Magic tax, er, contribution...