- 10. In order to keep yourself from over-heating you wear a cooling fan around your mid-section.
- 9. Every time you open a door you close your eyes for 10 seconds and hope that the room beyond has loaded
- 8. You enjoy the movie-trailers more than you actually do the movies.
- 7. You swear that the Earth is "Square."
- 6. You're convinced that "V-Polys" are the next viable step in software technology.
- 5. When you get close to walls they warp, distort, and get all blocky.
- 4. You find yourself strangely aroused by triangular, geometrical breasts.
- 3. S-s-s-ome-time-s---y-ou--fin-d-d-d your-se-l-fff----s-kippi--n-n-ng after a hard days work.
- 2. You never buy anything full price because you can always get it two weeks later on sale.
- 1. You can't listen to rap music without thinking about: X, O, R1, R1, X
Kick, punch, it's all in the mind. If you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find, the things I teach ya, are SURE to beat ya, nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now--kick!
-Master Chop-Chop Onion Head
-Parappa The Rapper