• 10. You wear glasses smeared with Vaseline in order to obtain a 24-hour anti-aliased reality.
• 9. You check for frame rate drops in crowded areas.
• 8. Whenever it's foggy outside, you grab your father's gun and roam the streets in search of enemies.
• 7. When visiting the zoo, you try to talk to the animals and are confused by the fact that they aren't dressed in clothing.
• 6. You refuse to listen to anything but MIDI music.
• 5. You expect to be rewarded cake whenever you've done something good.
• 4. When purchasing anything, you ask the clerk if it's Rumble-Pak compatible.
• 3. Your favorite snack is super happy tree-fruit.
• 2. You request that all of your food be delayed three or four times before being served.
• 1. You found the secret track in San Francisco Rush.

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