Heed my words
And heed them well
A pox upon you
And your cousin Mel

You called me wicked
You called me mean
HA!
Now who’s the one sporting that extra spleen?

You called me ugly
And you called me old
But who’s the one with the seven extra toes?

How ‘bout an extra knee?
And how’s your sight, my little chickadee?
Is it good?
Well, with three big eyes, it better be!

Oh! What’s that you say?
I’m nice and grand?
Well, what do you know?
I’ll give this fine nice boy a hand

(Or three)

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