It's a little early for the holidays, but it's already getting late for hinting at presents. It might be rude to ask for a certain gift outright, so here are some modified songs and literature you can quote to friends and family. After a week or so, they will get the hint or drop you off at a mental institute.
D.N.A apologises for the cheesiness of the following material.
Zelda Songs for the Holidays
Horrible renditions of holiday songs.
Hamlet in Anguish Over Zelda
A true tragedy.
The Manager
Even darker than the original poem!
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