Well i'm home for the summer and missing Binghamton and my mildly retarded roomate! For your entertainment here is a collection of the stupid random stuff that our retarded selves said or did durring the spring semester
Things banned from the appartment:
-Gas -Men -puking -weed
-"I look like ass!"
-"Does ass glisten??"
-"I wanna play!! I wanna play!!"
-"Spikey Tree!! That tree has spikes!!"
-"Snoooooooooort"
-"< sigh > why must I be so retarded?"
-"I have a retarded ass!"
-"If you sleep with me I'll tell you"-Ew, a gross Binghamton Cabbie
-"Little does he know she gave him up for lent!"
"Yes I'd like to order a pint of white..." "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPP" "Oh my god!!"
Tracy Quotes
"If i won the lottery...I would buy Usher"
"I'm just a slush-a lush with a moose and ankles!"
"Renis"
"Wait, where huh??"
"If I don't come back in ten minutes then i'm stuck in the toilet!"
"I could be Madonna!"
"Ew, why do bathrooms always smell like urine??"
