Cupid's Worst Crime

I'm glad to say it, we finally made it,
I quickly speak without dismay.
It's our anniversary, and I'm so excited!
'Cause I have a lot planned for you today!

First I will wake you with a good morning kiss
Releasing consciousness from your doze.
Just watching your smile as you see me there
Is a sweeter sight than a white rose.

Surprise number one is breakfast in bed!
I will be your humble servant for now.
But as I help feed you and serve whatever you wish
I can sense a disturbance from your eyebrows.

Thinking nothing of it, we head to the mall
As I whisk you away in my car.
I buy you anything your dreams ever imagined
Stuffed animals, jewelry, whatever your dreams are.

A picnic, a movie, and a nice dinner are all next.
Every wish is your very command.
Then dusk arrives, and we swiftly drive to the beach
To watch the sunset as we sit in the sand.

Then to finish it off, I begin to start your massage........
But suddenly, my heart fills with fear...........................
Expressions of termination!?, Oh God, PLEASE NO!
The death of our relationship is near.............................

One day you say that you love me,
Another day, you tell me we're through!??
But I know you would have never left me
If you loved me the way I loved you.

You said you've been seeing someone else for awhile
And that you can't take the distance anymore.
But you never let our love try to help us out!
As Amy Grant says, "That's what LOVE is FOR!!!"

But wait! Did you even love me at all?
Even though you said it time after time?
Or were they just lies giving birth to a hoax,
And thus committing Cupid's worst crime?

My friends told me not to be foolish,
And even God cried out with a shout!
So I now choose women older than I,
Because with fools like you, it'll never work out!

I should have learned the first time you did it!
But NO, a second time was just meant to be!
Well, I tried my hardest to love you,
But I'm not a sucker for number three!

Well you can keep that man of yours you criminal!
I hope this time, you'll be happy and true!
Because if he knew exactly what I know about you
I just wonder what he would do.

Take heed to the words of Exodus 20:14
When it says that adultery is a sin.
And although you have brought me great anger and grief,
I still love you, and you are forgiven.

However, please note in future events
That you can't keep doing this to men.
Soon they'll all figure out what you're all about,
And you'll never find a good one again.

The End.

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