Terminologi Informasi Teknologi

(Information Technology Terminologies)


This is a joke forwarded to me as a result of chain letter.
I would like to dedicate this joke to our greatest PM for his great effort in promoting the use of IT and the creation of MSC.





I am a lover of Bahasa Baku (Native Malaysian Language). However, I am having some difficulties in translating some hi-tech terms into Bahasa. Wanna help ?


IT TerminologiesBahasa Equivalent
Sound CardKad Bunyi
Sound BlasterPeletup Bunyi
Hard DiskCakera Keras
CD-ROMCakera Padat - Baca Sahaja Peringatan (CP-BSP)
MouseTikus
KeyboardPapan Kunci
MonitorKetua Darjah ?
Modem
(Modulation & Demodulation)		PemPend
(PEModulasi & PENDemodulasi)
MotherboardPapan Ibu
Pipeline Burst CacheDuite Garisan Paip Meletup?
Local BusBas Tempatan (Kemungkinan besar IntraKota ?)
VESA Local BusBas Tempatan VESA (Bukan IntraKota !)
FlatbedKatil leper / Katil Rumah Pangsa
WWWSarang Labah-Labah Lepar Dunia
InkJetPancutanDakwat
Plug and playCucuk dan Main
JoystickBatang Ria (Don't be dirty minded, bukan itu yah!)
MultimediaPelbagai Media
Multi-taskingPelbagai Perkaraan
Virtual RealityKebenaran Khayalan
OOPAlamak !
NotebookNota Buku



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