My younger sister never laughs at my jokes. What a sour puss!!! :P Geez, she should lighten up. I mean, come on, I know my jokes may not be THAT funny, but she could at least FORCE a smile. After all, I am family! ;P

I wish I had an older brother...so I could perve on his friends ;) (Well, at least I'm honest, okay?!?!?!)

I love spring because the flowers smell so nice :)

I like fruit tarts :)

I don't like donuts. (Too sweet).

I hate tea. Coffee's better.

I want to publish a book before I die. Preferably something hip and happening, and a best seller at the same time! :)

I feel as if I never have enough time to do the things I want to do.

I believe that everyone has a soulmate, but not everyone finds their other half in their life.

I like it when it rains when I'm miserable.

I would love to be invisible for a day. I'd get up to lotsa mischief ;) Oh yeah, you can bet on that!

People that ring up radio stations to say hi to their friends are so fake and superficial. They rattle off a long list of names, and I bet some of the names aren't even real people that they know!

I mean, it's okay to dedicate a love song to that 'special someone'... but those people that ring to say hi to their million and one friends just say it so that they'll sound really popular! Like, puh-leeese!

I have this weird feeling that I'll die at a young age.

I wish I lived in Canada. Australia's great, but I think that Canadians have COOL accents! :) Not only that, but the snow in postcards and photos make Canada look so beautiful and romantic...

I wish I had the ability to freeze time. That would be soooo cool. For instance, if a teacher asked me a hard question in class, and I hadn't been concentrating, I could freeze time, look up the answer, and then give her my perfect response :)

Besides, I don't think that there's enough time in the day as it is! There are sooo many things that I want to do, but sooo little time! Hmm... actually, if I dropped out of school, I'd probably have more free time... ;) Now that's a thought! Haha.

I hate it when guys stare at me. I am NOT a fish in a fishbowl ok?! Gosh, it just makes me feel soooo self-conscious, like I'm gonna trip or something!

The thought of putting contact lenses in my eyes, makes me cringe! (By the way, I don't wear glasses, so it's pretty unlikely that I'll ever need contacts, unless, like, I decided to rob a bank or something, in which case, I'd have to TOTALLY change my appearance!)

I wonder what it'd be like to live on another planet. By the way, you should read The Starlight Crystal by Christopher PIKE. It's a really interesting book :)

I love guys in white shirts (ironed, not messy) and blazers (excluding balding middle-aged business men!!!)

Basically, that means that guys (or men) in uniform get my heart pumping! Hee hee hee! ;) But I like guys who dress casually and preppy too.

I can't cook! I swear, I can't! The only foods that I can prepare in the kitchen are: toast, soup, sandwiches and instant noodles. Oh, and just microwaving stuff. But that's about it. I can't make any gourmet meals. I'd make the worst wife!!! Argh!!!!!! *Hangs head in shame, but then snaps head back up* Hey! Who said that women have to do the cooking anyways?!?! I'm gonna make my husband do most of the cooking! Hahahaha *Evil cackle and glint in eyes*

I get bored easily. In other words, I like change.

It never fails to amaze me just how much guys will lie to women about even little things.

I hate jerks that two-time. They're not worth crying over either, so save up your tears for some other guy, honey!

I hate how guys just *have* to check out all the chicks in the room. It's like they can't keep their eyes to themselves or something!!! Haven't they ever heard that you should 'love the one you're with'? Tsk, tsk! *Shakes head in disgust*

Guys that fart and burp all the time turn me off, especially if they do it in my presence! They could at least hold it in!!! LOL! ;)

If I could swap bodies with a famous person, I'd switch with Julia Stiles (actress)

I think the earliest time that classes should start is 9:30 am. 'The human mind is incapable of functioning at its best prior to then,' states Dr Young from Harvard University. Hee hee :) Okay, okay, I admit it - that's a fake quote! I just made it up :) But hey, it's like, totally true isn't it? Everyone's half-asleep in their first few classes of the day.

I wish I lived in the era that The Age of Innocence was set in, which was the 1870s. I loved the dresses and hairstyles of that time, and also, the gentlemen that made the women swoon. Everything seemed so romantic then. Too bad there aren't many gentlemen left nowadays!!! :P

If I had the option of being reborn a male, I would decline the offer (kindly of course). Girls have it better ('cept for 'that time of the month'! Hee hee). As the Spice Girls say ... 'GIRL POWER!!!' :)

I don't care if they're nice outside the classroom, or whatever - I detest ALL Maths teachers!!! (I am speaking from bitter experiences here!) *Evil cackle*

Weird observation I've noticed: In the movies, whenever the chick is sad, the guy will comfort her, and 5 minutes later, they end up in bed!!! I mean, one minute, she's crying, and the next, she's crying in pleasure!

Come on script writers! That is like TOTALLY unrealistic and lame!!! Whenever I'm sad, I'm usually on my guard, because someone whom I trusted, probably hurt me. Therefore, I am definitely NOT in the mood for some seduction. Know what I mean? Get real banana peel!!! ;P

I love sad love stories and movies with sad endings. It's more realistic that way!

I don't hold grudges. Oh, hey, by the way, I just remembered that my sister still hasn't returned my black jacket! What a sthead! I'm gonna get her back! Just jocking around :)

By the way jocking = joking. Jocking is a cuter word than joking! It's fun to make up new words :)

Trust no-one. You can only trust yourself. Trust me, I'm speaking from experience! Hee hee hee :P

Cheap girls are a disgrace to the female species.

Sleazy guys are a disgrace to the male species.

I know it's not good to hold things in, but I try very hard to NEVER cry in front of a guy.

Christmas is my favourite holiday. I love the tinsel, I love how (almost) everyone is in a great mood and I love singing carols. I have yet to experience a White Christmas though :(

I love waking up to find the sun shining outside. What a great start to the day!!! :)

Whenever I'm in a lift/elevator and I'm by myself (or with people whom I don't care if I look foolish in front of), I jump up and down while the lift is moving!!! It makes me look dorky and stupid (not to mention messes up my hair!), but boy, can I jump high!!! Try it one day! Lots of fun guaranteed!!! :)

Oh, just a small word of warning: there are probably video cameras in the lifts, but don't worry about that. It'll give the security guards something to chuckle about, and you know, laughter is great for the soul. It'll make the security guards' week more interesting anyways :) So, basically, if it's good, do it. Hee hee hee.