Spinifty Quotes!!

• "The only reason you pick on me is because I'm black."
  
• "I've spent my whole life hiding from the truth, now that I'm lost I fear I'll never be found."
  
• "Two words describe me: paranoid and absent minded."
  
• "Quit staring at me like that. Aaah, stop it! Stop it!"
  
• "Our principal at hell school was once a used car salesman, be afraid."
  
• "He looks just like Lane Staley."
  
• "Bloody brilliant."
  
• "Don't logic me, buddy."
  
• "Five cookies, and I'm not telling."

• "I hate Marilyn Manson. No, you don't understand, I hate Marilyn Manson."
  
• "Oh, look. There goes Sean's hair. Oh, and there goes Sean."
  
• "That cheerleader bitch next to him dies at dawn."
  
• "It's not that I don't like her, it's that I hate her."
  
• "No, you don't understand."
  
• "It's not purple. It was supposed to be purple."
  
• "I almost killed the last person who told me I had garbage on my shirt."
  
• "I'm only happy when it rains."
  
• "He does not have an ego problem. He's just self-centered."
  
• "Three cookies, and you weren't supposed to know about it."

• "You worry me."
  
• "But I want to set him on fire, and I'm not telling you what I'll use for a wick."
  
• "I wasn't actually going to flip the truck, did you think I was?"
  
• "Thank you for choosing Dairy Queen, now go away."
  
• "I used to go to Rutherford for school, now I just go to hell."
  
• "Why can't I bring a shotgun to class?"
  
• "Thank you for not killing me, yet."
  
• "Okay, how about everybody cuts out in front of my truck, see if I care."
  
• "Tell him to move. Why you ask? Because I don't want a bloody hood ornament."
  
• "I have a chainsaw and I will not hesitate to use it."
  
• "Bloody buggary."
  
• "That was an educational movie, I learned that hypothalamuses taste good. Mm-mm, good."
  
• "I like making people laugh until they turn that cool shade of green. Lack of oxygen is a good thing sometimes."
  
• "Was it you, or your brother that was killed in the war?"
  
• "I hate lions."
  
• "It's the same thing, except different."
  
• "Leave me alone, I'm a blonde."

• "Someone keeps moving my chair..."
  
• "Get off the car, Tim. I'm moving now."
  
• "HPK, Hoo Phocking Karez."
  
• "Whoa, look at that chick."
  
• "It's Michele, from Jimmy Bryan Honda! Aw yeah."
  
• "Iron Man could kick plant man's butt."
  
• "No, really, I know my way around Orlando. I only ended up halfway to Tampa, once."
  
• "Quit giving your frontseat passenger a hand job and get out of my way."
  
• "Hey, it's Toxic Hell!"

• "Let's watch Interview on laserdisc... again."
  
• "Yeah, that's pretty damn cool."
  
• "My mom's home."
  
• "You want some Big Red? No, you want some Big Red."
  
• "Torch a flaaaaaaag..."
  
• "Here, Ben, eat my corn."
  
• "That was wrong."
  
• "What do you think of the Type O picture?"
  
• "Metallica, again?"
  
• "You did what, with who, for how many cookies?"
  
• "You got knocked the fuck out!"

• "If I suck, I you suck better then."
  
• "You know when your day is ruined when you get your head chopped off for no reason."
  
• "You can get closer to the computer Kathy cause Photoshop is self-explanitory"
  
• "Bones, this man has a broken arm. Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a......."
  
• "Your honor, I didn't sexual her ass, I only slapped it."
  
• "I can take him."
  
• "Why do they put braille on Drive Through ATM's?"
  
• "If you put water on the whiffle bat, it will hurt alot more."
  
• "Will you stop calling me Num Num"
  
• "Seriously Kathy, I can give a shit less about Romeo and Juliet."
  
• "No Kathy, they don't hate us, they hate ME."

• "Fine then Bill, then I give a shit less about you."
  
• "Bill, if you talk about Vampire one more time, I'm going to kill you. I mean it."
  
• "You mean I was in a room, in the dark, with four guys that liked ME? Cool."
  
• "I can not believe you said that!"
  
• "Thanks alot Bill!"
  
• "He actually spoke to me! Yes, I'm being sarcastic."

• "No, you just think you do."
  
• "Fnu!!"
  
• "You can't have me lucky charms!"
  
• "Do you mock me, o spoon?"
  
• "Sporks are the only eating utensils worth worshiping."
  
• "Pit of Eternal Darkness, Satan speaking, how may I direct your call?"
  
• "The worst thing about vampires is the limited clothes selection, and you can FORGET a day job!"
  
• "If you summon a demon, I'm gonna be really mad."
  
• "Gimme some of your hash... browns."

• "Meow."
  
• "Um, sure... thank you, drive through."
  
• "We are everywhere, and we have automatic weapons. We are also very angry."
  
• "I only play because I get to bite people occasionally."