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NEWS!!PLEASE READ THIS!!! Ok, I've decided to start something new on this page, and knock off some of the crap stuff. Firstly DO NOT EXPECT THE WARHAMMER LINK TO WORK EVER!!! I can't be bothered to sprout another set of profanities for such an insignificant and pathetically boring subject. If you want to know about warhammer, go to some other sad schmuck's site, coz It's TOO CRAP even for this page. Secondly I've decided to change the Xmen link(which never really worked) to a Deadpool link. This is because I have finally realized that Xmen has turned into bland tasting mediocre bullshit. If Issue 80 ain't good, Xmen is history- Y'hear that MARVEL, make Xmen exciting again or one unhappy camper's gonna leave camp for good!! Thirdly, I've decided to start something new on this page. Namely- XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS AND ALL AFFILIATED SPINOFFS VS. STREETFIGHTER!!!!-CLASH OF SHALLOW MEDIOCRITY!!!. So I need YOUR feedback, people. Since I don't know how to start one of those poll things, you've gotta email me by clicking on this email link here
. The first MATCHUps WILL BE 1)XENA VS.ROLENTO!!!(They both throw stuff), and 2)JOXER THE MIGHTY VS. M.BISON!!!!and 3)IOLAUS VS. THE GREAT DAN HIBIKI!!! Reply now, so I can get this thing going- I need at least ten people before I can write this up, so tell your friends!!! 

NEWS!- A few of you sad cunts out there have complained about the fact that you were deluded when typing your guestbook entry and claimed that the entry was not entirely your entry. I say-"Take a Prozac and chill out" Just because you have bouts of gout and pop aneurysms doesn't mean you can grow a potty mouth as well. If your entry is too crap even for this page, then consider yourself never to see it in its original form. THIS IS A PG page, remember!!! So you cunts out there, use half an ovary and write something PG, not something taken from the script of a Tarantino film- only unwitty as hell! OH yeah, I never claimed I was good at Streetfighter !!, but the fact that I get beaten by scrubs using the Ryu/Ken heavy jump kick, down sweep repetition ad infinitum on some shitty 16bit console- means simply that THE SCRUB IS DEFINITELY A SCRUB!!NOT THAT THE SCRUB IS A GOOD PLAYER. So scrub boy challenge me at the arcade, and if you win with your heavy kick, down sweep scrub method, I'll give you a cookie!!

OLD OLD NEWS:Due to the fact that everybody hates this page, I'm going to make it as annoying as ever!!!! HARDY HAR HAR, Whaddya think of them apples putzes!! ANOTHER QUESTION to the wide world out there- (since no one responded to my plea of help concerning html text last time). Is anybody out there interested in comics ( when I say that I mean DEADPOOL, XMEN, UNCANNY etc...) IS there a good newsgroup on comics ( as in talking about them, not buying or selling ), or for that matter a mIRC chat channel, or even one of them strange ICQ chat channels. Hey, can a comic buff out there help me!!