Little May's Lil' Bio


    Hello!  Unfortunately this isn't really a little bio hehe.  Anyways, you are probably wondering who this webmaster is.  If you want to know, you came to the right place.  This biography is everything that I want you to know about me.  First of all, my name is Little May.  Nice to meet you! Yay!  My English is not superb, so if you don't understand what I typed, well...go to dictionary.com or grab a dictionary.  Go! Hehe!  Enough babbling!
Let me introduce myself!

Name? I just said it in the 'introductory paragraph'! jeez!
Age? It is high and low, depending on what you think about it.  Let's say it's in between 10-20.  It's the closest that I can tell ya.
Height?  If you were an ant, then I would be the giant.  If you were a dinosaur, then I would be the ant.  If you are tall, then I am short.  If you are short, then I am tall. ^_^;
Birthday? One of the 365 or 366 days of a year.  Keep guessing. The winner gets to buy me a birthday present! Yay!
Hobbies? Well I don't really like doing a lot of things, but I do like a few, like listening to pop (and nod or shake at every down beats), stay around the computer (yah I'm a computer freak =P), sleeping when I'm sleepy and probably watching anime!
Where am I right now?  I'm on Earth and not on Mars for crying out loud (who do you think I am! An ET with 10 eyes and 5 ears sticking out of my 3 heads?)
What I want to be when I grow up? If I'm talking about career or occupation, then I don't really know what I want to do.  Other than that, I want to be healthy, happy, successful and rich. And I don't want to be lazy.

   In case if you are not satisfied with my brief info above, below there are more boring facts about me.  Congratulation!  Having reached to this point of my biography, I have just proven that your life is just as (or maybe more) boring as me! j/k! ^_^;
More useless facts about myself!

    My grades aren't so good but I still hope I can do better.  Okay, what else should I say.  I'm not so intelligent and also lazy I guess, but I think I care about my true friends.  This is probably the only thing good about me. Nah I'm also good in piano (that's what everyone says, but I don't think I am myself!) and maybe drawing (I don't know because I don't take art in school).  I don't really have an interesting life (or I should say I have a boring life).  If I did then this webpage would never even be here (and I wouldn't be writing so much since no one or maybe one person (probably me!) is going to read this. I'm just kidding.  I hope someone will eventually come here *sigh I'm giving hard hopes to myself... how sad*).  Oh and most importantly, I love anime.  Hearing that may make you think I just turned 10 or something (it might be true though =P), but believe me, many Japanese at older ages still love anime because there are many genre to select from.  The arts are also extremely pretty, depending on which anime you choose.  Anime and manga are pretty popular in Japan if you don't know.  Too bad I'm not Japanese.  Or else I can read the different mangas and etc.

To the very extreme . . .
(note that some of these maybe "past-tensed' already, or I should say, no longer favorites/least favorites, because my mind changes very quickly but I'm too lazy to change the info here so...sorry if you got annoyed =P And also some of these are not all listed due to lazyness too)

Favorite food: pizza, sashimi & sushi, chocolates, chips, soft candies, ice-cream, frozen yogurt and many more to list. (because it will probably bored you if I did)
Favorite drinks: some fruits juices (like pink grapefruit) or vegetable juices (like V8); refreshing pops like 7-up and Cola; Nestea, Vita Lemon Tea, just regular hot milk tea; Koala Spring,  etc.
Least favorite drinks: sour plum juice
Favorite colors: BLUE, pink
Favorite animals: as admired: dophins (choo kawaii!!), giraffes, white tigers, lions;  as pets: puppies, kittens, bunnies, birds
Least favorite animals: spiders, insects(like cochroaches, flies, or mosquitoes), slimy animals like slugs or other amphibians
Favorite day: Saturday; runner up: Sunday, because there are no school, not to mention spring break and summer holidays and any professional days (no school days) or other no school days
Least favorite day: Monday to Friday because there's school (except for no school week days)
Favorite holiday: Christmas and Easter because there's also no school for me; also Chinese New Year
Least Favorite holiday: No dislikes that I know or remember, unless they make you work or go to school that day.
Favorite seasons: summer because of the summer break and the warm weather
Least favorite seasons: spring because that's when the insects start bugging me; winter and autumn because of the cold weather
Favorite Sanrio character: Hello Kitty
Favorite books: I don't like to read, but I still like Chicken soup for the Teenage Soul.
Least favorite books: School textbooks and novels, etc.

Childhood memories
(Warning: may bored you, but not me)

    There is this person my mom hired to baby-sit me while I was still a baby.  I was about 3 years old when the baby-sitter started to take care of me.  We were living well that time so we could afford a babysitter.  She is a old woman call FanJe.  She is close to the age of my grandma.  I don't know where my mom met her, but she came to our house everyday to take care of me (from morning to late-afternoon).  That time, my sister and brother went to school, and my parents go work, leaving me alone with her.  Her name is  ªâ©j (FanJe).  She was about 50 something the time when my mom asked her to help.  My mom told me that when she arrived, I would smile brightly, but when she left, I would cry loudly.  FanJe always left secretly (go throught the backyard) so I wouldn't notice and start crying.  My brother would always tell me though, and I'll just start crying again.

    When things get busy, I actually moved to FanJe's house.  FanJe told me about my past.  Once she made fish congee and when I ate it, I got a weird face.  That was because that there was a tiny fish bone in it.  She said I was smart because I didn't swallow it.  I think so too ha ha.    Another time when they were in a restaurant with some friends having dinner.  FanJe, her husband and daughter went there. Fan Je brought me there as well.  During dinner, the waiter gave each person a knife and fork, but I didn't have the knife and fork.  With an angry look I slapped the waiter's butt (haha!) and slammed the surface of the table.  Everyone laughed at me.

    Another time I was mad about something (I was still very young), and I yelled, "§Ú¨«°Õ¡I" (I'm leaving!).  I went outside, hoping that my siblings would come and walk me back in, but they closed window slide door thing.  I end up sleeping outside for about 2 hours.  Afterwards, my mom picked me up and brought me back to the house.

    Another time when my family and I were walking on the sidewalk, I picked up a dead giant beetle and gave it to my brother.  My brother didn't actually received it though.  At that time, my brother collected plastic insects, so I thought that the beetle was also one of his collections.  I think my brother cried (I don't know because my family told me about this...I don't remember anything you know!). Then FanJe took me too the washroom and washed my hands.

    When I was young, Nintendo was the popular video game console (at that time, no PS2 no N64!).  Games were on floppy disks and I put my finger right at the place where it shouldn't be touched.  My brother got mad and hit me with a chopstick and as a result I got a bruise,  From that time on, when I have a bruise I'll yell at my brother that he caused it.

    In a shoe shore, I become hyper and scrub my face on the seats where people sit on to try the shoes.  Haha!!  I also scrub my face on those people's butts!  Those people thought that I was crazy.  It was pretty embarassing but those people won't recognize my anymore =P~

    At a time when I was 2-3, we moved to a big house, but it was quite scary.  My brother dropped something under the piano and when he tried to get it back out, a frog jumped out.  Another time, my sister saw a snake at the front yard.  Sometimes I don't know if we are actually living in a jungle.

I don't have anymore to talk about.  I hope you actually enjoyed these because I enjoyed them myself when I think about it.  Actually I don't remember any of these (but my siblings and parents told me), but I think these all happened between ages 2-3.

You finally finished, or did you cheat and skip down to here?  Oh well I don't care either way. ^_^;