All right ! I am sure that y'all are familiar with the concept of
drinking and sipping events dealing with most anime: whenever some
character is caught doing this: sip/guzzle/drink your favorite
beverage :). Well, this one is no different ! This event doesn't
require that you be of a certain age minimum (if you can't drink
alcoholic beverages, feel free to grab your personal
can/cup/glass/box of: pop, milk, juice, drink....). It is just
advised that y'all have handy pieces of tissues just in case anyone
spills anything...or laughs too hard.
This game allows you to rate your favorite (or just simply, the
one you're reading on hand) BSSM fanfic on a very simple scale. All
you need is: a copy (hard copy or monitor will do) of a SM fanfic
(any version of BSSM, DiC SM , or a cross between the two is okay),
and your favorite beverage (see rules up above).
Final warning: any sessions of this game while drinking high-
caffeine drinks may result in a _very_ interesting after
effect...namely, no rest for several days... :) Also, cut the number
of sips/gulps and chugs in half if you're reading a loooong story, I
don't want you keel over within the first few pages ^_-.
******
In general:
But really beginning with Outer Senshi Fanfics (Yes,
fanfics that focus on the Four Outer Senshi)
If the four Outer Senshi are the main characters: 1 sip
....and the Inner Senshi are nowhere to be seen: 2 gulps and a
cheer
....or all four Outer Senshi get fairly equal scene time: 1
sip
....and non-canon or American names are used: be tempted to throw
your drink at the copy...but you can start
chugging away, and maybe even contemplate a little sobbing session
with the drink itself.
If the two Outer Senshi show up: 2 sips
....and somewhere in the story, Haruka dies: 4 gulps and a refill
please!
....and after that, Michiru also dies: chug the whole drink
down
....or the order is reversed: chug
....or either one of them is gravely injured (but not dead yet):
chug
If it is Haruka and Michiru story:
....and they still don't know where they stand in their
relationship after x years of being together: keep chugging
....or else they are split apart by the author: chug away !
....and they are not getting along (or together): chug, chug,
chug
....and it's a rehash of how they met in the first place (i.e.,
simple regurgitation of Doi-sama's 106 episode summary) with nothing
really new: chug, weep and then chug some more
....and Michiru kills Haruka for the talisman: chug
....afterwards, she kills herself: chug, weep and look at the
flowers outside to regain some sense of personal balance
If Setsuna and Hotaru say more than four lines (combined): 4
sips
....and the story lives up to expectations of these two Senshi
having a main role in the plot and more than the four lines: 4 sips
per extra line
....and for no apparent reason, Hotura/Saturn receives a power up:
chug and then hide in fear.
If Haruka is said to be in a dress: 4 sips
....and is not complaining to Michiru about the fact that she's
wearing a dress when she would rather not be: 5 gulps
....and Michiru is in a tuxedo: 5 gulps and run from Tux Boy's
lawyers !
If Michiru is said to be a very talented musician: 3 sips
....and it's playing something that's _NOT_ a stringed instrument:
5 gulps
....and Haruka is not accompanying her: 4 sips
....on the piano nonetheless: 5 sips
....and she's not inundated by admirers presenting roses of many
colors: 3 sips
....or else, all the other Senshi accompany her: chug and then run
away
....and is willing to commit a criminal act to get a musical
instrument: 3 sips
If Haruka is said to be a race-car driver: 2 sips
....and not part of the F-1 circuit: 5 chugs
....and doesn't win her races: chug
....unless racing against Morisato Kiiechi of AMS!: chug
If Setsuna/Sailorpluto uses her Time Key: 3 sips
....and travels through time: 4 sips
....to save any one of the Outer Senshi: chug
....to save any of the Inner Senshi: keep chugging
....and forgets entirely about the three rules of her position:
chug until she comes back from her travels
....and doesn't think about time paradox or the consequences of
her meddling: chug until you can't breathe anymore
....to interfere with the Mamoru-Usagi/Endymion-Serenity
relationship: chug and then question the writer about un-canonical
behaviour
If Hotaru is:
....dressed consistently in dark colors (mainly black): 2 sips
....and the Outer Senshi don't comment about the color: 3 sips
....suddenly aged without explanation: 5 sips
....given a power up as Saturn without explanation: chug
If the Outer Senshi are seen at a coffee/tea-shop: 2 sips
....if it's the Crown Arcade: 3 sips
....and the drinks are: Setsuna: green tea: 2 sips
....Haruka and Michiru: coffee: 2 sips
....and then the Monster-of-the-Day/Daimon makes an appearance: 3
sips
....if it's a quiet day and the MotD/Youma/Daimon doesn't show up:
4 sips
....but instead, the Inner Senshi show up: chug
Other reasons to drink away:
....if nicknames are used: 2 sips
....and Haruka and Michiru are called each other ANYthing other
than Haruka and Michiru: 3 sips
....and for Michiru addressing Haruka as anything other than
Haruka, it's something of:
Haruka-chan: 3 sips
Haruka-san: 4 sips
....unless they have just met: 3 sips
Haru-chan: 4 sips
Ruka-chan: 2 sips
any other variation: 4 sips
....and for Haruka addressing Michiru, it's something of:
Michiru-chan: 3 sips
Michiru-san: 4 sips
....unless they've just met: 3 sips
Michi-chan: 3 sips
and any other variation: 4 sips
....Hotaru is called:
....Hotaru-chan: 1 sip
....Hota-chan: 2 sips
....Hime-chan: 2 sips
and any other variation: 4 sips
....Setsuna is called:
....Setsuna-chan: 3 sips
....Sets-chan: 5 sips
and any other variation: chug away
If anyone other than the other Outer Senshi use these 'nicknames'
on the Outer Senshi: chug and then question the author for what side
of the story are they writing
If the Outer Senshi are refered to as:
....Outer Scouts: 5 gulps and a refill!
....by names other than: Michiru, Haruka, Hotaru and Setsuna:
chug
....referring to Hotaru as anyone of the following: Helga,
Hortense, Harriet, Helen, Tara, Terra, Victoria,...: chug
....referring to Haruka as anyone of the following: Alex/
Alexandra, Eric/Erica, Harry,...: chug some more
....referring to Michiru as anyone of the following: Michelle,
Shelly, Marybeth/Maeribeth....: keep drinking
....referring to Setsuna as anyone of the following: Susan,
Susanna, Sharon....: drink until you feel tired.
After chugging away with the use of honorifics: if the
author/fanfic continues on this dastardly trail of misuse and abuse
of Japanese honorifics: drop 2 tons of the book 'Proper Use of
Japanese Honorifics' onto the author.
Other reasons to imbibe:
The Senshi (including the Outers) are given male counterparts,
i.e., [Planet] Knight: 5 sips per male figure
....and Uranus and Neptune have their own male love interests:
chug and then question the author
regarding their attention to both canonical SM storylines and
their ideas on sexuality
....and these relationships (including Uranus and Neptune)
pre-dated into the Silver Millenium: chug and weep a bit
....and so the relationship between Uranus and Neptune is broken
for the storyline: chug and throw things at the story
Inner Senshi Fanfics: (Fanfics that focus on the Inner
Senshi)
If the Inner Senshi are fighting an enemy: 1 sip
....and it's not something original (i.e., not a youma/
daimon/traditional monster of the day): chug
If the Inner Senshi aren't fighting an enemy at all: 3 sips
If the Inner Senshi are fighting an enemy:
....Sailormoon gives a long soliloquoy: 3 sips
....and the other Senshi join her at the end: 4 sips
....and Sailormars cuts off the soliloquoy: chug and cheer!
....and Tuxedo Kamen/Mask makes his own 'timed' entrance: 5
sips
....from a tall object, i.e., a tree, or a streetlight: chug
....but attacked by unsuspected rodents (i.e., squirrels): 5
sips
....none of them make their traditional entrance speeches:
chug
....or make very short statements (less than 3 seconds): chug and
chug some more.
If the Senshi are in normal identities:
....and Usagi-chan/Serena shrieks: I'mmmm....Sooooo....late !
[running for her 8:30 class]: 3 sips
....and trips over Mamoru-san/Darien: 4 sips
....or Luna: 5 sips
....or crashes into anyone else: chug
....and Usagi-chan/Serena and Rei-chan/Raye have a tongue fight
(sticking out their tongues at each other and staring daggers): 3
sips
....and this is not at the Hikawa Shrine/Cherry Hill Temple: 5
sips
....and the tongue duel ends with Usagi-chan/Serena claiming that
Rei-chan/Raye is 'sooooo mean' to me, then promptly bursting into
tears: 4 sips
....or Rei-chan exclaiming: 'Usagi no baka': 5 sips
....and Rei-chan calls Usagi-chan: odango-atama: 3 sips
....or Raye calling Serena: 'meatball head': 4 sips
....and Serena/Usagi-chan is not eating most of Lita/Mako-chan's
bento/lunch: 5 sips
....and Lita makes a remark about some male being like her old
boyfriend: chug
....and there is no sign at all of the close friendship between
Usagi-chan and Rei-chan: 4 sips
....Ami-chan makes an inane remark: 2 sips
...and the other Senshi experience sweatdrops: 3 sips
....or give her strange looks: 4 sips
....and she blushes: 5 sips
....or stutters: 5 sips
If Chibi-Usa-chan/Reenie drops by: 3 sips
....and her entrance was from the sky on top of Usagi-chan/
Serena's head: 4 sips
....and Luna-P/Luna Ball is not accompanying her: chug and
question the author about their reasons for
having Chibi-Usa-chan/Reenie in the story
....and both Usagi-chan/Serena and Chibi-Usa-chan/Reenie still
don't know about their relationship: 4 sips
....but find out: 5 sips
....by travelling to the future: 5 sips
....by calculations from the Mercury computer: 5 sips
....by confessions from either one of them being a 'Moon
Princess': chug
....from a confession by Pluto: chug and then stare at Pluto for
breaking the timeline
....if she doesn't show up at all: chug and then cheer !
If the Inner Senshi are paired with the four Terran
Generals/Gaurdians of Endymion: 3 sips
....in the correct ordering of: Mercury-Zoisite, Venus-Kunzite,
Mars- Jaedite, Jupiter-Nephrite: 4 sips
....in any other pairings: 5 sips
....and Serenity and Endymion are not together: chug
If any one of the four Gaurdians of Endymion come back from the
dead: 3 sips
....if it's Nephrite/Neflyte: 4 sips
....and he remembers Naru-chan/Molly: 4 sips
....enough to buy chocolate parfaits: 5 sips
If Jaedite is freed from Eternal Sleep: 4 sips
....and then re-unites with Mars: 3 sips
....or with any other of the Inner Senshi: 5 sips
....sends all sorts of youma to get revenge on the Senshi: chug
and sigh at the use of an old plot line
If the new villian (MotD) is involved in the storyline:
....and named after a mineral (-ite) or a gem: 2 sips
....and isn't mistaken by Lita for her old boyfriend: 3 sips
....and finds out the Senshi's normal identities: 4 sips
....and reveals this during the heat of a fight: 4 sips
Character specific fanfics:
Main focus on:
Usagi-chan/Serena: 1 sip
Rei-chan/Raye: 2 sips
Minako-chan/Mina: 2 sips
Ami-chan/Amy: 2 sips
Mako-chan/Lita: 3 sips
Mamoru-san/Darien: 4 sips
Mars-specific fanfics:
If Rei-chan is mentioned:
....to be working at Hikawa Shrine: 1 sip
....Cherry Hill Temple: 2 sips
....and she doesn't consult the kami's through the fire: 3
sips
....but instead makes mention of strange 'reverberations': 4
sips
....all the while sounding very mysterious and vague: 3 sips
....and doesn't transform into Sailor Mars: 2 sips
....and when she does transform:
....uses the NA DiC SM attacks (i.e., Mars Fire Ignite, Mars Fire
Bird Strike, Mars Celestial
Surround): 2 sips
....while everything else is based from the Japanese anime: 3
sips
....uses the BSSM attacks (i.e, Mars Fire Soul, Mars Fire Soul
Bird, Mars Flaming Mandala, Mars
Flame Sniper): 3 sips
....while everthing this time is based on DiC SM: 4 sips
....and doesn't use her ofuda/'anti-evil' scrolls: 3 sips
....and doesn't say: rin, pyou, tou, sha, kai, jin, retsu, sai,
zen, akuryou taisan!: 4 sips
Mercury-specific fanfics:
If Ami-chan is mentioned:
....and goes to juku everyday after school: 1 sip
....or 'computer class': 2 sips
....and is said to have an IQ close to 300: 3 sips
....but then acts in a very stupid manner: 4 sips
....is abused in a very horrid manner: 2 sips
....by her father: 3 sips
....by her mother: 4 sips
....the other Senshi: 4 sips
....by the MotD: 4 sips
....which was created by the author: 5 sips
....even though the author may be a professed Mercury fan:
chug
....and transforms: 2 sips
...but doesn't use her visor or computer: 3 sips
....uses her computer: 2 sips
....and is revealed to be a Apple Computer fan: 3 sips (YaY!)
....uses the NA DiC SM attacks (Mercury Bubbles Blast, Mercury Ice
Bubbles Freeze, Mercury Ice Storm
Blast): 3 sips
....and doesn't defeat the MotD: 4 sips
....uses the BSSM attacks: Mercury Shabon Spray, Shabon Spray
Freezing, Shine Aqua Illusion, Double
Shabon Spray Freezing, or Mercury Aqua Rhapsody: 3 sips
Venus-specific fanfics:
If Minako-chan is mentioned:
....and plays volleyball: 1 sip
....and does her 'Love-love Toss': 2 sips
....and came back from England: 2 sips
....and keeps a lovely English accent: 2 sips
....acts like a ditz: 2 sips
....for more than half the story: 3 sips
....causing everyone to facefault: 4 sips
....or sweatdropping: 4 sips
....in a fashion that's even worse than Usagi-chan: 5 sips
....and transforms: 2 sips
....but doesn't use her attacks: 3 sips and wonder why she
transformed at all
....is identified as the Leader of the Inner Senshi: 3 sips
Jupiter-specific fanfics:
If Mako-chan is mentioned:
....and cooks like a gourmet: 1 sip
....while Usagi-chan eats like a gourmand: 2 sips
....and mentioned to be the strongest of the Inner Senshi: 3
sips
....but is still defeated by Haruka-san in a physical battle: 4
sips ....and talks about her
'sempai'/boyfriend: 2 sips
....and thinks every passing male looks like him: 3 sips
....and gets involved with Shinozaki-kun/Ken: 4 sips
....transforms: 2 sips
....uses the BSSM attacks (Supreme Thunder, Supreme Thunder
Dragon, Sparkling Wide Pressure,
Jupiter Oak Evolution: 3 sips
....or the NA DiC attacks: Jupiter Thunder Crash, Jupiter Thunder
Dragon, Jupiter
Thundercrash(clap?): 4 sips
....and fries the MotD: 3 sips
....unless the MotD is immune to electricity: 4 sips
....and falls for every new male character introduced: 2 sips
....and this may include Haruka-san: 4 sips
....and continues to do so even after realizing that Haruka-san is
female: 5 sips
New Characters introduced:
If a new character is introduced: 1 sip
....and they're not a Senshi: 1 sip
....or a male Gaurdian/Protector of the Senshi: 3 sips
....or a male relative of one of the Inner Senshi: 3 sips
....and Luna can't remember where the Senshi have confronted this
character before: 2 sips
....but continues to deny that she's senile: 4 sips
....and are a Senshi: 1 sip
....and it's Sailor Sun: 2 sips
....or Sailor Earth/Terra: 3 sips
....and revealed to be Mamoru's long-lost sister: 3 sips
....from the Silver Millennium: chug
Deaths:
1 sip:
-Inner Senshi
-Dark Generals (or Endymion's Guadians)
-Tuxedo Kamen
....3 sips if Sailormoon doesn't die immediately afterwards
2 sips:
-Naru or Umino
....3 sips if either one of them is revived
-Akayashi Sisters (the Four Sisters)
....3 sips if they were no longer evil at the time
-family members of the Inner Senshi
-Sailor Starlights
-Rubeus, Esmaurade, or Sapphire
....and they're not in the future: 3 sips
-Queen Beryl
3 sips:
-Sailors Uranus or Neptune
....and they don't die after one another: chug
-Queen Metallia
-Prince Demando
4 sips:
-Wiseman
-Queen Nephrenia
5 sips or chug if you like:
-Sailor Saturn
....and she isn't reborn: chug some more
-Sailor Pluto
....and she doesn't stop time to prevent this from happening:
chug
-Chibi-Usa-chan dies: chug, celebrate and look for better things
to happen
Other things to celebrate with a sip:
Crossovers:
Sailormoon with:
-Ranma 1/2: 1 sip
....and Ranma/Ranma-chan/Ranko isn't a Senshi: 2 sips
....but the other's of the Ranma cast are: 3 sips
....and Happossai doesn't try to 'cop a feel' from anyone in a
fuku: 5 sips
-BGC: 1 drink
....and Priss is revealed to be a relative of one of the Senshi: 2
sips
....as Serenity's sister in the Silver Millenium: 3 sips
....or a daughter of one of the other Senshi: 4 sips
-Ah! Megamisama!: 2 sips
....and Neo-Queen Serenity is recognized as a goddess: 3 sips
-any other anime series: 3 sips
....and Mecha's abound in the story: 4 sips
....and not a Labor to be found: 5 sips
Lemon Fiction:
If the author increases the ages of any character to 18 before
starting: 1 sip
Pairings:
1 sip:
-Usagi/Mamoru
-Rei/Mamoru
2 sips:
Ami/Urawa
Makoto/anything male
Usagi/Rei
Ami/Minako
Naru/Nephrite
Michiru/Haruka
3 sips:
Ami/anyone else other than Urawa
Inner Senshi/Endymion's Gaurdians (correct pairings)
....4 sips if it's the wrong pairings
....4 sips if more than two pairs get together
4 sips:
Haruka/anyone other than Michiru
Inner Senshi orgy
Hotaru/anyone
Setsuna/anyone
Starlights/anyone
Outer Senshi/Inner Senshi
Chug away:
Artemis/Luna
Artemis/Minako
Artemis/Diana (yes, this is incest, but honestly it's out
there)
Luna/Usagi (this exists also)
If any of the Senshi weapons are used in a lemon fic: 3 sips
....and it's the disguise pen: 4 sips
....and Usagi-chan uses it to change into the other Senshi: 5
sips
....or any other Senshi uses it to change into someone else: 6
sips
....and it's the Senshi transformation pen: chug
Authors to sip to:
Chris Davies:
....2 sips if it's the Raye Trilogy
....3 sips if it's Celebration (on top of all the other sips y'all
be taking)
....4 sips if it's Together Again (2937 or 1996)
....5 sips if the story's not in a script format
John Walter Biles:
....2 sips if it's Symphony of the Planets
....and you catch all of the different anime references and
cameos: 4 sips
....3 sips if it's the Arthurian stories
....and you can connect the Senshi with their Arthurian 'Knight'
identities: 4 sips
....4 sips if it's Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon Z
....and you can see the tie-in to Bile-sama's other stories: 5
sips
....5 sips if it's Lemon Sherbert
....and you're too busy linking his other stories into this lemon
crossover: chug
....chug if it's Dance of Shiva
....and you spotted all of anime references: chug some more
Tim Nolan:
....2 sips if it's Awakenings 1 or 2
....and you can see all of the inter-story references between the
two: 3 sips
....and you can also spot the various cameos made by anime
characters: 4 sips
....3 sips if it's Obligations
....and you read all of it at one sitting: 4 sips
....and spotted AMG and other anime hints: 5 sips
....4 sips if it's End of the Beginning
....and you understood all of the references to his entire arc: 5
sips
....and also managed to finish this one at one sitting: chug
....5 sips if it's the Outer Senshi Trilogy
....and you understood all of the manga interactions: chug
....6 sips if it's Anniversaries
....and you understood all of the other references including Erica
Jong: chug
....and references into both the manga and anime: chug some
more
....and began reading the lemon writings starting from
Anniversaries 6: 7 sips
Jackie Chiang:
....2 sips if it's an Outer Senshi story
....and not a sad/depressing story: 3 sips
....featuring mainly: Haruka and Michiru: 4 sips
....3 sips if it's an Sailormoon A story
....and Minako doesn't go mad: 3 sips
....or someone doesn't die: 4 sips
....4 sips if it's part of her three part series Senshi Kurai, SM:
Elemental, and the Prelude
....and you thought that there were only 9/10 Senshi to begin
with: 5 sips
....until you realize that the story now has 30 Senshi: 6 sips
....5 sips if it's a Guide to Writing stories
....or her accompany story: Rules to Abide By: 6 sips
....6 sips if it's Reflections on Love
....and you can't figure out the references: 7 sips
....7 sips if it's the various Pooh Bedtime Stories
....and you don't laugh out loud: 8 sips or maybe you should
chug
Amanda 'Greenbeans' Anderson:
....2 sips if Haruka's featured within the story
....3 sips if it's College Life
....and you recognize the various references to other anime and
her favorite authors: 4 sips
....4 sips if it's Distant
....and you see parallels with Doi-sama's referenced synopsis
....5 sips if Haruka doesn't make a playful innuendo to
someone
....sip some more if Michiru doesn't make a response or some sort
of rebuke
Jon Carp:
....2 sips if the story title features the word Pain
....3 sips if it has a Sailor Earth
....and you think Earth made a spectacular entrance: 4 sips
....3 sips if the story focuses on the Outer Senshi
....4 sips if Setsuna/Pluto is made into the most pathetic
Senshi
....5 sips if the Senshi are dying interesting deaths in the
stories
Miscellaneous things to sip some more to:
sip once when:
....the Senshi are referred to as: scouts
....Naru/Molly is drained for energy
sip twice when:
....the nightmares from the future force Tuxedo Kamen to 'leave'
Usagi-chan
....and Mamoru/Darien turns to Rei-chan/Raye for help
....Naru-chan becomes a Senshi
....and her protector is Umino Gurio: 3 sips
....in some version of a Tuxedo: 4 sips
sip thrice when:
....the Senshi are attacked by their evil counterparts from:
....a parallel dimension: 4 sips
....a twisted version of the Silver Millennium Moon Kingdom: 4
sips
....Minako-chan is revealed to be Serenity's
half-sister/twin/sister from the Silver Millennium
....the Senshi get power-ups
....for no apparent reason other than to have a multiple cutaway
scene for transformations: 4 sips
sip four times when:
....the Senshi facefault
....or experience large sweatdrops: 5 sips
....and facefault under the sheer weight of the many sweatdrops: 6
sips
....cherry blossoms float by
....as the Outer Senshi or Tuxedo Kamen make their entrance: 5
sips
....as well as their trademark introductory speeches: 6 sips
....Haruka makes a suggestive comment
....and Michiru blushes: 5 sips
....as well as the other Senshi: 5 sips
....and Michiru doesn't pinch Haruka: 5 sips
....or punch Haruka in the arm: 6 sips
*****
This event was inspired by:
The Guide to Writing Outer Senshi Fan-fiction, Rules to Abide By,
written by Jackie Chiang (and contributions from Amanda 'Greenbeans'
Anderson and Tim Nolan).
All of those SM fanfics that have gathered in my work space; all
of those other fanfics that have been read and reviewed by yours
truly. And finally, all of those fanfics that have found their way
into the dubious honor of 'strange' fanfics that leave a taste in the
mouth after reading.
The first original SM fanfic drinking game by Richard Beaubein. He
got me to think about drinking games and then the Outer Senshi Trio
got me to really write about them :).
This document is a work in progress, as I will continue to add
reasons to imbibe as I keep reading fanfics.
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