50 Fun Things to Do in a Public Bathroom

        • 1. Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
        • 2. Complement people on their shoes.
        • 3. Introduce yourself to the person in the next stall. Strike up aconversation.
        • 4. Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
        • 5. Ask the person in the next stall if there's anything swimming inTHEIR bowl.....
        • 6. Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
        • 7. Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
        • 8. Simulate a drug deal.
        • 9. Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
        • 10. Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
        • 11. Start a sing-a-long.
        • 12. Act schizophrenically.
        • 13. Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyonein there. If so, ask if they are busy....
        • 14. Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
        • 15. Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
        • 16. Write 'nerdy' graffitti like "Please wash your hands. Thankyou."
        • 17. Kick in stall doors, camera in hand.
        • 18. Pour water over the stall door onto occupant.
        • 19. Say "Oops... missed" while syringing water out aroundthe bowl and under the walls and door into other stalls.
        • 20. Fake an orgasm.
        • 21. At night, switch off the lights.
        • 22. Run around naked yelling "Where's the fish?"
        • 23. Collect a door charge.
        • 24. Ask "Is there a doctor in the house?"
        • 25. Impersonate Elvis. Be convincing.
        • 26. Ask whether anyone can see your pet sewer rat/river python/axolotl.
        • 27. Write essay questions on the toilet paper.
        • 28. Put cling-film (Glad Wrap) over the toilet bowl.
        • 29. Offer refreshments.
        • 30. Replace rolls of toilet paper with rolls of sand paper.
        • 31. Run in, yelling "Free Willy!"
        • 32. Charge admission.
        • 33. Electrify metal urinals.
        • 34. Leave a ladle in the toilet bowl.
        • 35. One word: GOLDFISH.
        • 36. Make a jelly in the bowl.
        • 37. Place a sign advertising "Driver's side airbags" as standard.
        • 38. Remove stall doors.
        • 39. Glue seat and cover down to bowl.
        • 40. Place signs warning of 24 hour video surveillance.
        • 41. Make stall doors lockable only from the OUTSIDE.
        • 42. Put itching powder on the toilet seats.
        • 43. Leave a fried egg floating in the bowl.
        • 44. Replace soap in dispenser with custard.
        • 45. Completely soak the towel in the towel dispenser, or the papertowels if available.
        • 46. Make kitty litter trays that fit into toilet bowls. Install.
        • 47. Replace condoms in vending machine with tampons (or vice versa).
        • 48. In one stall, attach the toilet bowl to roof. (Advice for youngplayers: Don't leave the water in while you do this....)
        • 49. Create a crime scene complete with police tape and chalk silhouette.
        • 50. SHIT.