A duel between...
VS.
Kurama Sailoruranus
VS.
Kurama Sailoruranus
Misato and Ritsuko: Konnichiwa minna-san!!
Misato: Welcome to the inaguration match of the anime battlegrounds! I'm your comentator, Misato Katsuragi,
Ritsuko: With Ritsuko Akagi,
Misato and Ritsuko: live from the Anything-Goes Otaku Arena!
Ritsuko: Minna, we have quite a combat for today.
Misato: Hai! You said it, I can't even guess who would win in this match-up!
Ritsuko: Sailouranus of Sailormoon versus Kurama of Yu Yu Hakusho!
Misato: Macho versus pretty boy! Wind versus Rose! Human versus youko! Megumi Ogata vs. Megumi Ogata!
Ritsuko: Huh?
Misato: Errr...never mind...
Ritsuko: Alright, let us compare stats between Uranus and Kurama.
Misato: Kurama has won more then one battle, and has the power to turn any plant or flower into one hell of a weapon. Can also turn into a youko form...and when that happens, things get really ugly...
Ritsuko: Sailoruranus has the power of world shaking, can use a space sword, and also has a martial-arts like defense strategy. My, my, who would--[stops short] The gates are opening, the competitors have entered!
Misato: As usual, Uranus has that rather confident look and position, Kurama looks calm.
Ritsuko: They've stepped in the arena...
Misato: Five seconds to the start of the fight...
Ritsuko: Four...
Misato: Three...
Ritsuko: Two...
Misato: One! And the fight begins!
Ritsuko: Sailoruranus starts it off with a world shaking! Ouch, a hit!
Misato: Kurama quickly recovers, a rose appears in his hand, Rose whip!! Oooohh...Uranus barely escapes!
Ritsuko: Kurama using that to get closer to his opponent,
another whip, another, and--
Misato: Space sword! The whip is cut!
Ritsuko: Check out the goggle-eyed look of Kurama.
Misato: And she finds an opening! Kick, bash, uppercut!
Ristuko: I heard Kurama wasn't really the one to fight brutally.
Misato: Uranus is not taking any chances! Look at her go!
Ritsuko: Hey! Kurama rolled out of the way, a rose appears in his hand, he flings it in the air!
[Mist fills the arena]
Misato: What the hell is happening here? I can't
see a thing!
Ristuko: An old techinique he used back when he was against Karasu, my guess is--
Misato: The mist is clearing out, a wow goes throughout the audience.
Ritsuko: Oh my goddess! Its youko Kurama!
Misato: Hooo boy! Uranus doesn't look too happy.
Ritsuko: But she acts quickly...And yet another World shaking!
Misato: Youko Kurama dashes off in a wink of an eye, he's dodging her, running around her!
Ritsuko: He's planning something, it's obvious...
Misato: Youko Kurama appears right behind Uranus
and taps her shoulder.
Ritsuko: Uh-oh...
Misato: BAM! Oh my god...
Ritsuko: A heavy silence falls over the audience.
Misato: Uranus drops to the floor, is she--
Ritsuko: Ewww!! Check out the stems growing out of her skin!
Misato: As you said, same techinique with Karasu.
Ritsuko: [disgusted look] He reverts back to Kurama.
Misato: The referee enters the arena, declares Kurama the winner!
Ritsuko: The crowd cheers! Kuramaniacs squeal!
Misato: Speaking of Kuramaniacs...they have now run entered the arena...[sweatdrop]
Ritsuko: Kurama looks stunned, he's now struggling to get away while they hug and kiss him to death.
Misato: So he can defeat the powerful senshi of wind and air but he can't just tell his adoring public to shoo eh?
Ritsuko: [laughs]
Misato: Oh well, that wraps up the inaguration match of
The Anime Battlegrounds!
Ritsuko: Tune in next month for the next battle! Another anime versus anime!
Misato and Ritsuko: Ja ne minna-san! [waves]