A duel between...
VS.
Totoro Heero Yuy
VS.
Totoro Heero Yuy
Youko-chan: Hey hey Minna-san! [waves and bounces] We're baaaaack!
Denise: If you're a regular viewer of the Anidojo's Anime Battlegrounds, then you've probably seen the both us back during the Buurin vs. P-chan match, if you're new, let us introduce ourselves...my name is Denise Minamino,
Youko-chan: And I'm her little sister, Youko-chan!
Youko and and Denise: Now named the official commentators of The Anything-Goes Otaku Dojo Anime Battlegrounds, live from the Anything-Goes Otaku Arena!
Youko-chan: Sponsored in part by various food services: The Cat Cafe, Ukyou's Okonomiyaki--
Denise: [sweatdrops] onee-chan...
Youko-chan: But the food's so good!!! [bounces; huge grin] I ate five chow meins and 20 okonomiyakis right before the battle started!
Denise: Is that a good idea? I mean, before a battle??
Youko-chan: Why not?
Denise: Well Youko-chan, [thinks] knowing you, I guess--
Youko-chan: [bounces] Oh onee-san, you're neglecting our audience! [steps up front] Anyhow, most of you are wondering who's up against who in the arena. For the moment, it's......[looks at Denise]
Denise: Gundam Pilot Heero Yuy of Gundam Wing, versus a Totoro from My Neighbor Totoro known simply as Totoro.
[Youko-chan facefaults]
Youko-chan: Totoro against a gundam psychopath?!
Denise: Well, you know how the battles are.
Youko-chan: B-b-b-ut...BUT I LIKE TOTORO! [bawls] Oh my god, he's gonna kill the totoro!!! [bawls harder]
Denise: Youko-chan! Youko-chan! Calm down!
Youko-chan: But I don't want to see the Totoro dead!
Denise: [calls off in the distance] Get some of that okonomiyaki will ya?
[Youko-chan sniffles as the okonomiyaki's brought to her and starts eating it up unhappily]
Denise: [sigh] Anyway, yes, you heard us right...Totoro versus Heero Yuy! Battle's about to begin now...the gates open!
Youko-chan: Totoro...[bites] Totoro...[sniff]
Denise: And here comes the Totoro...and on the other side is the infamous Gundam 0 controlled by Heero Yuy...woooohooooo...[gawks at the gundam] I should tell Papa to get me one of those for my birthday!
Youko-chan: Totoro...[gulps] they've approached the center of the ring...
[a loud alarm sounds out]
Denise: And they're off! Totoro approaches Gundam 0...the gundam pushes it to the ground!
[Youko-chan bites on her okonomiyaki nervously]
Denise: The Gundam 0 takes Totoro by the ear and slams it over the shoulder! Ow, ow and ow! [looks warily at Youko-chan] You should be helping me here.
Youko-chan: I'm sad...look at how he's treating Totoro! That fiend! Waita...Totoro's recovered...and growing!
Denise: And the Totoro is as big as the gundam...no, bigger. [shudders] I do not like the way Totoro's smiling.
Youko-chan: Totoro slams his side against the gundam!
Denise: Gundam 0 refuses to back down...but obviously, he's trying to get the Totoro to do so-
Youko-chan: go Totoro! [cheers]
Denise: Look at the friction going on! I'm at the edge of my seat trying to figure out who's going to win!
[loud explosion from arena]
Youko-chan: Everyone! Everyone! Gundam 0 has self destructed!
Denise: Pilot Heero Yuy's thrown out and on the ground very bloody and unconcious! No hope of recovery, by the looks of it!
Youko-chan: The Totoro wins! Yesss!
[the usual mixed boos and cheers from the audience]
Denise: What's Totoro doing now?
Youko-chan: Nani?
[very loud thud noise of what is obviously impact, the arena shakes a bit; Denise and Youko-chan sweatdrop and have pained looks on their faces]
Denise: Well, at least now we're sure who really won in this match.
[they exchange knowing, yet still pained glances]
Girl Dressed in Pink from the Audience: [screeching like one of the eternally damned] Heeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrroooooooooo~!!!