A duel between...
VS.
Akira Hikaru
VS.
Akira Hikaru
Botan: Welcome all to the Anime Battlegrounds! I'm your commentator, Botan, with Keiko here bringing this to
you live from The Anything-Goes Otaku Dojo!
Keiko: Today, we seem to have quite a crowd...all eager
to see today's match...
Botan: Hikaru Shido representing Magic Knight Rayearth,
Keiko: vs. Akira Goto representing Zenki!
Botan: A match which a lot of people have gathered to see...[looks at huge audience in the arena]
Keiko: Tthe match begins just around now...the competitors have just entered the arena!
Person1: [screaming from audience] DROP DEAD AKIRA!!
Keiko: [surprised] Who is that??
Botan: heeheee...[sweatdrop] One of those anti-Akira people. Brutal, aren't they?
Keiko: The clock ticks to the exact starting time...
Botan: The swords are drawn, or in Akira's case...that stick...
Keiko: And thus the battle begins!
Botan: Akira takes the first swing at Hikaru, and she expertly blocks it and jumps over him for safety!
Keiko: Akira hits her stomach as soon as she lands! Ouch...she cringes in pain!
Botan: Akira tries to hit her, repeatedly, but Hikaru also seems to be able to block him with her sword while holding her stomach...poor girl!
Keiko: Akira's tiring her out, that's one hit, two hits, he's trying to press her down to the ground!
Botan: Wait! Hikaru saw what was coming, and immediate swing across his feet!
Keiko: Akira jumps back, calls upon the shield of Vadula to avoid Hikaru from stabbing him!
Botan: Wait! Hikaru raises her sword in the air and calls for Rayearth!
Keiko: Uh-oh...
Botan: Rayearth appears alright! Akira looks...scared?
Keiko: Not even the shield can protect him this time...
[a loud slam, silence, then a 'squish' sound from the arena]
Keiko and Botan: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Botan: He's smushed! She smushed him! I don't believe it!
Keiko: Looks as if the anti-Akira people are definitely having a ball. [looks over at the audience, Anti-Akira people are whooping and cheering happily]
Botan: [sick look on her face, as she watches the cleaning management clean up Akira's smushed remains] Excuse me, [runs off, her face turning green and her hand covering her mouth]
Keiko: [watches Botan go] well...with my co-commentator gone, I guess it's my job to say that the match has ended, Hikaru-chan wins with the help of Rayearth. [hears puking noises in background; sweatdrops] Ja...