Introduction

Part 1: Questions

Part 2: My Exciting Mall Adventure

Part 3: Moonie Alert

Part 4: Project EEL (um, I think I got a little carried away)

Part 5: DHANB

Part 6: Why Mamoru is Cool

About the Author

I have made this page simply because I have a big mouth and a lot of opinions that I would like to inflict on all of the innocent people out there with my ramblings. Please don't take my insults to certain characters to seriously, and try to ignore my love for other characters. There may be some useful information and vital facts, but you've got to find them first…

*Why isn't Chibi-Usa's last name Chiba?

*What was going on in Naoko's head when she came up with the Sailor Starlights? {No offense Naoko-sensei!!!! You're a genius!}

*How can a mother and daughter have the same birthday?

*Try as hard as I can, I can not figure out how a blond-haired girl and black-haired guy can have a pink-haired daughter.

*Can Mamoru go through an entire season without being brainwashed, dying, or losing his memories?

*What's up with Taiki's forehead?

*Did anyone even notice that the senshi were missing after they went to Crystal Tokyo during R?

*Have the people at Bandai who design the Sailor Moon toys ever actually watched the show?

*What is it about Mamoru that attracts women {er… people… um maybe aliens too?} from all around?

*How can Chibi-Usa hit on her own father?

*How does Ami type so fast with one hand?

*Would you consider Rei a pyromaniac?

*Wow, doesn't he look exactly like my last boyfriend?

*Is there ever a time Minako's hair isn't blowing in the wind?

*How do the senshi jump so high?

*How can Tuxedo Kamen balance on a lamppost?

*Who has the more annoying laugh- Zoisite or Esmeraude (in the NA version they have the same voice…)?

*How many days in a row can there be a crescent moon?

*How many times has Naru's energy been drained?

*Star Gentle Uterus?

*You'd think the people of Anime Tokyo would figure out that new businesses offering unbelievable deals or free stuff are BAD!

*Where do the senshi buy their clothes :P?

*Note to villains: when one of the senshi is transforming or performing an attack move, it's time to attack them. Also, when you see Sailor Moon's power flying at you, instead of standing there stupidly, staring at it, and screaming "NOOOO!!!!", why don't you just move out of the way?

Ah, the mall. A place to go and make purchases. A place of excitement and merriment. And a great place to get LOTS OF SAILOR MOON CRAP! YEAH!

Stuff at Claires:

*Usagi AND Haruka watches {they're gone?!}

*Tall candles with either Usagi or Chibi-Usa

*Manga yo-yos: Minako and Makoto, Chibi-Usa and someone else. They even sing Fur Elise and light up!

*Stickers!

*Address books

*Mini adress books

*3 different Sailor Moon buttons

*Stick-ons

*Stationary

*SD key chains

*Diaries

*Notebook

*3 sets of tatoos

Stuff at Kaybee Toys {Gone?!}:

*Crescent Moon Wand with Empyrean Silver Crystal

*Sailor Moon's Sailor Locket

*Adventure Dolls (ACTION FIGURES!)

*Unidentifiable crescent moon thingy {Heath Bar and I couldn't figure out what it was}

From a spiffy anime guy who was in the middle of the mall for a few days:

*T-shirts

*Posters

*Cards

*Key Chains

*Magnets

*Japanese Dolls

Barnes and Noble:

*Pocket manga (note: hard to find, when I went there there was only one copy of #3 and that was all)

*All the other NA books (can't find 'em)

Newberry comics:

*Posters

*Lunarock

*Sailor Moon: Songs From the Hit TV Show

*Notebook

*Iron On Patches

*Cards

Once I thought I was alone. I could not find any Moonies at my school. To help you avoid the same horrid situation, let us explore healthy alternatives to discovering moonies right in your local area (see where I got the "Empty Like the Inside of Silver's Head" part?).

*Action Figures are the key. They're ugly. They're stupid. They don't even have the right wands! But for some reason, they attract moonies like bees to honey. Buy them! Bring them to school! Proudly show the world that you are not ashamed to own action figures, and you're manly {Tricia!} enough to admit it. Heath Bar, Piper, and me have been asked by several people where we got our lovely action figures.

*Talk about a show 24-7 and your friends will eventually watch it. EVIL ALWAYS PREVAILS, MWAHAHAHA! Okay, I'll shut up now {reader: (hopefully) Really?!. Silver-sama: No. Reader: Make it stop!!!!!}. Me & HB successfully converted Piper, a sworn X-elite {I made that up}, into a part Moonie.

*Read your manga in school J

*Use force to convert people…

Yes, everyone, Project EEL.

Evil Endymion Lives… at least he does in my heart. And maybe he does in your heart, too. Come on, ladies, admit it. Evil never looked so good (OXY-MORON!). Okay, so in the manga he was a bit fashion-challenged…

  (and let's not forget the cow-print vest)

… but he was still gorgeous! I mean, have you ever seen anyone look so sexy when they're trying to kill someone?

I think our dear Mamo-chan was definitely looking at his best when he was brainwashed. I mean, that armor and evil smirk was a real turn on. But Evil Endymion doesn't get the recognition he deserved. When he was finally all better, everyone cheered, happy to have the oh-so-loveable Tuxedo Kamen back. But I cried. Because there was and is no greater anime/manga character than Evil Endymion. Let us honor his memory. Let us remember the evil that was. Let us show Evil Endymion that we still care. Join Project EEL.

Members (2):

1. Silver Ten'ou, President and Founder

2. Heath Bar, Vice President

Look, there's all ready two members! It just goes to show you that Evil Endymion really is loved by some people.

DHANB- Darien Has a Nice Butt. Anyone noticing a theme here ^_~ Anyway, Heath Bar wanted to start a club, so I helped her start it up by coming up with the name. We've been having a great time in our new-found club, butt (that joke never gets old) I think people are starting to get annoyed with us, heh heh heh. I'm trying to start a newsletter entitled 'Nothing Butt the Facts.'

Members (3):

1. Heath Bar, President and Co-Founder
2. Silver Ten'ou, Vice President and Co-Founder
3. Piper, Spiffy-Special Member

Why is Mamoru so cool? I'll tell you…

10. He doesn't mind getting dressed up ^_^

9. He's HOTT!

8. He can wear pink and still maintain his masculinity.

7. He's a total sweety (in the manga, at least).

6. He's HOTT!

5. He can wear that ugly puke-green jacket and make it look good.

4. He can die countless times, yet still come back to life.

3. Did I mention that he's HOTT?!

2. He cries!

And the #1 reason why Mamoru is totally cool…

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1. He drives stick shift!

Name: Silver Ten'ou/Sailor Ditz

DiC name: Kristin

Birthday: May 14

Astrological sign: Taurus

Favorite colors: Silver and blue

Hobby: Playing

Favorite food: Chocolate anything

Least favorite food: Most green vegetables

Favorite subject: Phys. Ed.

Least favorite subject: English

Has trouble with: Shutting up

Strong point: Piano

Weakness: Lack of common sense

Dream: To be a professional coloring book coloringer

Favorite animal: Kitty cat {Kitty Cat Power Washing, swish, swish, row!}

How my friends view me: "Kristin, you scare everyone."