~*~ The following was created in a fit of boredom.. one of many fits of boredom that is ~*~

Aidan was a strange [altho extremely cute] child who was abandoned by her folks (who wished to join the Humanoids on Mars Project) shortly after birth in the middle of a monkey room in a medical testing facility. When the doctors at the institute did find her, they marveled at her ability to communicate with the ape-like creatures residing there, and they decided to commit her and test her neurological pattern. Aidan was eventually captured and placed in a small, windowless room, where she became completely schizo. Her best friend at this time was a small he-child named Sam, who was quite invisible to the nurses and doctors who tested her. Expected to become a half-crazed idiot, she instead became a full-fledged idiot, and used the many skills she had picked up from her ape-like brethren to escape her prison. And then, this big frog just jumped up and bit the wolf on the nose! ACK!!!!! How'd that get there!? That's not how the story goes! I wish.. those voices.. would shut up for once and let me tell my story.. [sniff] I can't remember! [to herself] Tell about wha..? It doesn't matter, you ruined my story! Dumb gumdrops! [gumdrops magically pop out of Aidan's ears] Nya nya nya nya nya! You pesky little... blobs! Go away! [chases after the gumdrops with a broom] Nya! oof! Ny.. ow! Ny.. achoo! N.. hey cut it out! Thank you for your patience, it will take us a moment to return to your regularly scheduled program, please ignore any static which may follow...