An Interview with Larva

 

So.. my second interview, it'll hopefully go better than the first.. I was s'posed to be interviewing someone else but they bailed on me at the last minute. Hopefully I won't annoy anyone more than necessary this time... Once again, the drill goes as such, Larva will be L, and I will be C. Pretty simple, right? BTW, next time I'll be interviewing Himiko.

 

C: [checking her watch] These shinma types.. no respect for other people's schedules.

L: [looms ominously in the distance]

C: Um.. Larva?

L: [floating up and down]

C: Okay.. um.. let's start with the interview, k?

L: [still floating]

C: Ahem, Larva? [snaps her fingers] Over here! C'mon, that's a good boy..

L: [floats in the interviewer's direction]

C: So, what's it like working with Miyu? Do you get out often or do you just wait till she needs you?

L: ................

C: Um, ok.. so, how's the night life? Anything happening there?

L: ................

C: Hm.. let's see.. Larva, I'll ask you questions and if the answer's yes, just float there, if it's no, just.. oh.. shake your head, k?

L: [floating]

C: Alright! I think this' gonna work.. so, now Larva, do you have a life outside of Miyu?

L: [floating]

C: Ooh.. got a lady friend Larva?

L: [menacing glare]

C: Okay, scratch that. Anything going on between you and Miyu?

L: ................

C: [cajoling] C'mon, your secret's safe with me...

L: [shrugs]

C: Larva and Miyu sittin' in a tree..

L: [stands menacingly in front of the interviewer]

C: Um.. let's talk about your work life instead, eh?

L: [backs off]

C: So, in the process of calling out a Shinma's true name, have you ever roasted anyone in the process?

L: [shakes his head]

C: Shucks.. ok, so, do you ever get mad at Miyu for ruining your attempt on taking her life?

L: [floats]

C: Any hidden animosity between the two of you?

L: [shakes his head]

C: Then what is it exactly that makes you mad?

L: [begins to cry miserably]

C: Oh.. I'm sorry Larva...[hands him a tissue].. It could be worse..

L: [shakes his head and begins floating out of the room]

C: Aw, c'mon, I didn't mean it!

L: [floats out the door]

C: Aw zug... that's the fifth person that's walked out of an interview with me..  

 

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