An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her
long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs
her that she will be granted three wishes.
"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."
POOF!
Her rocking chair turns to solid gold.
"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."
POOF!
She turns into a beautiful young woman.
"Your third wish?" asked the fairy godmother.
Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.
"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.
POOF!
There before her stands a young man more handsome than anyone could possibly imagine.
She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he saunters across
the porch and whispers in her ear:
"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."