A homeless drunk passes out in the street next to a gay bar. That night one of the bar's patrons
leaves the bar and sees him asleep on the street. He rolls him over, has his way with
him and slips a $10 bill in his pocket.
In the morning he wakes up, finds the $10, and heads for the local liquor store. He
goes inside and asks the clerk "Give me $10 worth of your cheapest wine." The clerk
hands him a bottle, and he leaves and resumes his position on the street.
That night the same man leaves the gay bar, only to find the drunk passed out on the street
again. He rolls him over, has his way with him and slips a $10 bill in his pocket.
In the morning he wakes up, finds the $10, and heads for the local liquor store. He
goes inside and asks the clerk "Give me $10 worth of your cheapest wine." The clerk hands
him a bottle, and he leaves and resumes his position on the street.
That night the man and 3 of his friends leave the gay bar. They see the drunk and decide to
share. They take turns rolling him over and having their way with him. Each of them
leaves a $10 bill in his pocket.
In the morning, he wakes up and sees the $40 and heads to the liquor store. The clerk
says "Let me guess, $40 of our cheapest wine?"
"No" said the drunk, "Give me whiskey. That wine is tearing my ass up."