A man walks into a bar and sits down. On the table is a tiny piano, which is no
bigger than a lunch box. "Wanna see something cool?", asks the guy sitting next
to him. "Sure.", the first man said, and the other guy pulls out a little man. Without
hesitation, the little man walks over to the piano and starts to play the most beautiful
music you've ever heard.
"Wow!," said the first guy, "Where'd you get him from?" The man replied, "Well follow
me, and I'll show you." The men leave the bar, and start walking towards a cave near
the edge of town. Before they know it, they come across a genie at the end of the
cave. "Go on," says the second man, "make a wish."
"Well, umm, I've always wanted to be rich. Genie, I wish I had a million bucks!"
The genie looks at him and replies, "Very well, your wish will be waiting for you
outside this cave." With that, the genie vanishes.
The men start walking back towards the entance of the cave when they start hearing
strange noises. "QUACK! QUACK! QUACK!" Confused, the men start to run.
Outside, they find thousands of ducks hobbling around. "What the Hell is this? I asked
for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!"
"Well," the second man said, "do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"