Stercum - Shit
Flocci non facio - I don't give a damn
tua mater - your mother
Dormi mecum - sleep with me
Tu es stultior quam asinus - you are dumber than an ass
cunnus - cunt
irrumator - bastard
pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo - I will fuck you in the ass and have you give me some good head
leno - pimp
mentula - penis
meretrix - prostitute
Orcae Ita! - Hells Yeah!
spucatum tauri - Bull shit
Tu, rattus turpis! - You dirty rat!
Age. Fac ut gaudeam. - Go ahead. Make my day!
Vescere bracis meis! - Eat my shorts!
Pone ubi sol non lucet! - Put it where the sun don't shine!
Tam diu minime visu! - Long time, no see!
Vale, lacerte! - See you later, alligator!
Quad nesciunt eos non interficiet. - What they don't know won't kill them
Caro putridas es! - You're dead meat
Potes currere sed te occulere non potes. - You can run, but you can't hide
Verveces tui similes pro ientaculo mihi appositi sunt. - I have jerks like you for breakfast
Lege et lacrima. - Read it and weep
Ne feceris ut rideam. - Don't make me laugh
Pavesco, pavesco. - I'm shaking, I'm shaking
Veni, vidi, nates calce concidi. - I came, I saw, I kicked ass
Avis est! Aeronavis est! Supervir est! - It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superman!
Me transmitte sursum, Caledoni! - Beam me up, scotty!
Vescere bracis meis - Eat my shorts
Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse - You know, Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore
Illius me paenitet, dux - Sorry about that, chief
Si fallatis officium, quaestor infinitius eat se quicquam scire de factis vestris. -
If you fail, the secretary will disavow all knowledge of your activities
Canis in urbe custodiendus non est - You really shouldn't keep a dog in the city
Omnes lagani pistrinae gelate male sapiunt - All frozen pizzas taste lousy
Non potes composituram machinarum quae apte musicam faciunt emere mineris quam mille. -
You can't get a descent sound system for under a grand
Tabula materna combusta est! Sum in modo pessimo. - My motherboard fried! I'm in a pessimal mode
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. - I can't hear you, I have a banana in my ear
Estne volumen toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? -
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Cave, vomiturus sum! - Look out, I'm going to barf!
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? -
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem -
Stand aside, little people! I am here on official business
Fac me cocleario vomere! - Gag me with a spoon!
Fac ut vivas - Get a life
Canis meus id comedit - My dog ate it
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione -
I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult
Noli me vocate. Ego te vocabo. - Don't call me. I'll call you.
Re vera, potas bene - Say, you sure are drinking a lot
Nescio quid dicas - I don't know what you're talking about
Ita erat quando hic adveni. - It was that way when I got here
Aio, quantitas magna frumentorum est -
Yes, that is a very large amount of corn
Non illigitamus carborundum - Don't let the bastards grind you down
Capillamentum? Haudquaquam conieci esse! -
A wig? I never would have guessed!
Id tibi praebet speciem lepidissimam! - It looks great on you!
In dentibus anticis frustum magnum spiniciae habes -
You have a big piece of spinach in your front teeth
Nonne de novo eboraco venis? - You're from New York, aren't you?
Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscripti catapultas habebunt -
When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabris, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. -
I have a catapult. Give me all of your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head.
And finally, for your High School/College graduation: Vae! Hoc diploma Anglice scriptum est! - Hey! This diploma is in English!