Spanish




Cuando miro su cara, me dan ganas de vomitarme............When I see your face, I get the desire to throw up.

Su madre esta debajo de la mesa............................Your mother is under the table.

Su madre's piernas es mas peludo...........................Your mother's legs are very hairy.

Porque eres feo?............................................Why are you ugly?

Mira el chico que amanasiando sus mono....................Look at the guy who's slapping his monkey.

Ve te a chingar..............................................Go fuck yourself.

Chinga tu madre............................................Fuck your mother.

Come mierda y muerte.......................................Eat shit and die.

Ve te a inferno...............................................Go to hell.

Su panocha welles como prudo pescado.....................Your pussy smells like rotten fish.

Lava tu panocha con cloro..................................Bleach your pussy.

Chupa mi pito...............................................Suck my dick.

Come mi mecos..............................................Eat my cum.

Quieres dormir conmigo esta noche?.........................Would you like to sleep with me tonight?

Su chichones es lo mas lindo en todo el mundo..............Your tits are the prettiest in the world.

Su madre's bigote es mas lindo............................Your mother's moustache is very pretty.

Callate, (kah-yah-tey).....................................Shut up.

Que mira wey?..............................................What the fuck you lookin' at?




Calmate mija, no va dueler.....................Relax baby, this won't hurt

Tus chichi's son muy preciosa..................Your tits are very precious
Also substitute the following:
deliciosa, especial, grande, firme, bonita, fea.
(delicious, special, big, firm, pretty, ugly).

Baja te en tu rodillas.............................Get down on your knees

Ve te en la cama, y dime "Su tu yo"...........Get in bed and say "I'm yours"


(more coming...)


Misc.

Ora le!.....Wow! Hot damn! Golly! (rough translations)
Aye wey!....Fucking shit! (rough translation)
Culero......Asshole
Perra.......bitch
Gabacho.....white guy
Panocha.....pussy
Pito........dick
Culo........ass
piernas.....legs
pinche cabrona wey.......Various derrogatory statements. Use after anything, such as: "Callate pinche cabrona wey!" or "Ve te a chingar pinche cabrona wey!" Much more effective.




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