Mr. Koala Bear was passing through town and after checking into a hotel, stopped off at a nice restaurant to eat. He happened to be seated by a very attractive woman. He invited her to his table and they soon got to talking and enjoying themselves very much. So, Mr. Koala Bear invites the woman to his bedroom where they have sex all night. The next morning, Mr. Koala Bear starts to dress and leave. The woman says "Hey! Where are you going, buster. You think I do this for free?" The bear says, "You mean" "Yes, I'm a prostitute. So pay up." The bear refuses. The woman walks over to a dictionary and looks up "Prostitute" Prostitute (n) A woman who gets paid for having sex." The Koala walks over to the dictionary and looks up "Koala Bear" Koala Bear (n) An arboreal Australian marsupial which eats, shoots and leaves."