P.J.'s mom, she is a whore,
you fuck her once, she wants some more.
She'll do what you want, she bites & licks,
for a nickel she'll suck on P.J.'s two dicks.
Her teeth are all rotting, they're crusty and green,
if you get past her breath, you'll see what I mean.
As long as you have food, she'll treat you like a royal,
even though she's fatter than that one guy Jerry Doyle.
If you stroke her back hairs, she'll treat you real nice,
but you better be careful, or you'll be bit by her lice.
I swear that bitch needs to be hit,
her pussy's so stank, you'll feel like shit.
Her teeth are so yellow, cars start to slow down,
her belly makes weird noises as she drags it on the ground.
If you ever see her, rolling down your path,
tell that fat bitch to take herself a bath.
In the course of one year, she bathes just one day,
but it could be worse, she could smell like P.J.
If you want to fuck her, I wish you lots of luck,
watch out for her rolls, because you might get stuck.
The penny she charges, is very well deserved,
That bitch is like McDonald's, over a billion served.
I tried to go as Olga, for Halloween before,
but I ran out of pillows, and couldn't find no more.
He paid Allen to write poems about me,
couldn't he defend himself? A pathetic fool is he.
I write my own poems, because I am da bomb.
Why can't he be a man, exactly like his mom?
Although you might think my story is a tale,
I swear by my life, that his mom is a whale.
Her face is so ugly, she should bury it in a ditch,
and lose 100 pounds or so, that fat obese bitch.
Famous Quotes by P.J.
"My mom does my homework."
"I have two dicks."
"I need to learn how to button my jacket."
"Okay, I admit that I'm a fag."
comment- "...your mom works on a corner."
P.J.- "Maybe she sells ice cream."
Cool tricks
1. Count all the letters on this page, multiply it by 1,000, and you'll get olga's wasteline measurement.
2. Late at night, if everything shakes, don't worry. It's just Olga falling off her bed.
3. Buy 50 pillows, stuff it under your shirt, and for Halloween you can go as P.J.'s mom.