This little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm
the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.
Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call
her the Government.
We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People.
The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.
And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about
that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has
said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he
gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled
his nappy.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother
sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's
room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees
his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little
boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept
of politics now."
The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what
you think politics is about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is scr$*!ng
the working class, the Government is sound asleep, the People
are being ignored and the Future is in Deep S*!t!"