A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the
horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and
rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror,
she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She
tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious
to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away
from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.
Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now
at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against
the ground again and again. As her head is battered against the ground,
she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when.....
.......... the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.