A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the
corner of his eye. It reads: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION -
10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
second thought. Soon, he sees another sign which says: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE
OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives
past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT
RIGHT his curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the
parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS
OF MERCY. He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long
black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answers, "I saw your signs
along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please
follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun
stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this door". He does as he is told
and this door is answered by another nun in a long habit and holding a tin cup. This nun
instructs, "Please place $50 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of
this hallway." He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He trots
eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As the door
locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN
PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.