Blue Seed Omake Theater!
Transcripted by Faronon Wolf
(taken from a subbed version)

1: The Man Who Watches the Kushinada

Kusanagi: My name is Mamoru Kusanagi. I am a man who lives only too protect the Kushinada. Why, Kaede, why? I’ve been watching you all the time.

Kus (his voice sounds REALLY different): Are my pictures ready, Ma’am?

Lady: Yes, and thank you for your business. Was your order for borderless, glossy prints, Mr. Kusanagi?

Kus: Don’t worry about it. I’d also like one of those disposable cameras with a flash.

Kus (by himself again): Yes, I always watched her.

(enter the pictures. Now we see the OTHER side of Kusanagi.)

Kus: And now, to protect Momiji, I have started to watch the Terrestrial Administration Center, as well.

(more pictures >_< BAD KUSANAGI!)

Kus: The rain falls onto my satisfied heart. It tickles so softly upon my plant-like body.

Kunikida: Wait a second!

Kus: You’re the guy from the Terrestrial Administration Center.

Kuni: Can I have some of the pictures you’ve got?

Kus: Of course you may!

Kuni: Oh, thank you ever so much!

Kus: It’ll be fifty yen per picture including the cost of development, but can you wait for the one of Momiji?

Kuni: Yeehoo!

(gunfire)

Momiji: This short story is a work of fiction. Neither story nor characters have a thing to do with the main story!

Takeuchi: Momiji, stop talking and keep shooting!

Momiji: Right!

END