Volume 4: Go! Animation Girl!!
Transcripted by schally
(taken from a dubbed version)

There is a road with a fork in it, with one side ("This Way") pointing one way while another ("That Way") points the other. Yaegashi materializes in the middle of the road with a computer and a desk. His glasses glow eerily.

Y: Ah, hello there. If not for the existence of the Arigami, Momiji would have never joined the TAC and probably would have never met me. In that case, she might have never had the chance to be in the teen idol audition. However, if an Arigami hadn't interfered, I'm absolutely positive that Momiji would have won the contest and would probably be a idol star by now! I've prepared a simulation of this hypothetical world.

[Yaegashi peers into the computer screen]

Y: Hmmmm!

[He clicks a mouse button and Momiji pops up on the screen.]

Momiji: Hi! By winning this quiz you can see my panties!

[She lifts the edge of her skirt seductively and a horn blows. Yaegashi freaks out.]

Y: (now composed) Human beings are such guilty creatures, aren't they? Now the real hypothetical world. Enjoy it.

[We are at the TAC building. Kunakida, Takeuchi, Kome and Yaegashi are all sitting around a television in the TAC office. Kunakida is standing with coffee, the other three are sitting. Kome is blowing bubble gun.]

Kida: It's been five months. Time passes so quickly.

T: Uh-huh.

Kome: Hey, they're about to announce the final results.

TV: And now, it's Miss Momiji Fujimiya. She gave it her all, folks. Please raise your blackers[?].

[The crowd gives a loud roar of approval. Momiji has won. She is giddy. Everyone in the office is excited, too.]

[Pictures of Momiji as an idol singer flash on the screen while Yaegashi has a voice-over.]

Y: Her singing and dancing, her shining smile, and also, probably the fact that she has a little air in her head, helped her win. I thought she'd just keep going, but...

"3 years later"

Kida: It's been three years. Time passes so quickly.

T: Uh-huh.

Kome: Hey, Momiji's new program is about to start.

[We see a colorful television screen]

"Go Animation Boy!"

Momiji on Television: It's time to get animated! Yaaay! That's right, I decided to become an animation idol! Cooool!

"Want to be an animation idol?"

Narrator: And so, Momiji left for the best place to become an animation idol, Aushi Productions. [ed- not sure on spelling]

[Onscreen, Momiji comes off an elevator wearing a black cloak.]

M: (in a vaguely frightening voice) Hey boys and girls, who's the hottest animation idol? She's right here!

[Momiji throws off the cloak to reveal that she is dressed like Devil Hunter Yohko.]

M: Haaaaaaaaa!

ALL: (sweat drop) Aaaghh.

Y: (crying) What's happening to her? She's acting like that Sailor Moose girl!

Kome: She used to be a nice person.

T: Why, sir?

Kida: A voice actress problem. They cast Megumi in Japan.

[Flashes to an SD of Megumi with pom-poms.]

"Hayashibara Me Gu Mi"

"That was a good idea, wasn't it?"

ALL: Uuughh.

We cut to Momiji (still dressed as Yohko) bouncing around the room acting weird. There is a monkey noise in the background.

END