Volume 6: Jong Jong Mahjong
Transcripted by schally
(taken from a subtitled version)

[In a forest setting]

Murakumo: It's you, again and again. What a persistent person you are!

Kusanagi: I won't lose this time!

M: I told you in the episode several times... There is no way that an imperfect soul such as yourself can defeat a perfect one like myself.

K: That's why I'm changing the name of the game. [Whips out mahjong kit] We'll fight by playing mahjong!

M: Those mahjong pieces... Those aren't the ones Take Shobo gave you at the last "poor stakes" are they?

K: Well, if we're talking about "that time," didn't you get a "pussy" book from them?

M: [embarrassed] Don't say that so loudly!

[Cut to shot of squished kitty] "pussy shots"

M: By the way, mahjong is a four player game. There are only two of us.

K: [spastic laughter] Don't worry about it. I've got two more players. Hey, come here!

[The Aragami centipede appears, only to have a rock fall on its head. The aragami spider glides downward on a strand of webbing, but the web breaks.]

M: The two of you are just trying to get attention...

[Cut to four around mahjong table. Shuffling ensues.]

K: The game last night was horrible. I lost most of my money!

M: Did you go to that mahjong parlor?

K: Yes.

M: You fool. Don't you know that parlor will take everything, even the last hair off your butt?

K: Which hair did you say?

[Murakumo is concentrating intently. Kusanagi painstakingly moves a piece. Everyone is tense and sweating, listening.]

K: [successfully moving the piece] I got it. Now, one more. [This time there's a barely audible noise].

M: AH! [points finger accusingly] There was a noise just now!!

K: No there wasn't!

M: Yes, there was! There's no doubt! I heard it with my perfect body's perfect ears!

K: You're such a noisy jerk. [Leans over and puts arm-blades to the centipede Aragami's neck] Hey, did you hear anything?

Aragami: (negative noise)

K: [Does likewise to the spider aragami] How about you?

Aragami: (scared negative noise)

K: See, neither of them heard anything!

M: Boy, you're such a jerk! In that case, I say that this is not mahjong!

K: What? I was taught that this was mahjong.

M: [seriously] They were making fun of you. [pause] Read this magazine about mahjong.

[Murakumo tosses him a magazine] "Mahjong Monthly"

K: [reads] This is mahjong? [Serious music starts] Pops! The game I thought was mahjong... What in the hell was that?! Crap! Where can I express my anger?!

[Kusanagi flies into a rage and begins beating the stuffing out of the Aragami]

M: Me too!

[Murakumo joins in. When the Aragami have been beaten to a pulp, then are both tied up and sent downstream.]

K: Oh, that felt good.

M: As long as we're still feeling good, I'm feeling hungry. I'll buy you lunch.

K: Wow! You did it, daddy-o! [standing dramatically in a sunset] Tomorrow I'll hit a home run! Wow, wow!!

END