Volume 8: Kunakida Ker-woosh!!
Transcripted by schally
(taken from a dubbed version)

[We see a table with fish, miso soup, etc. Camera pans out to reveal Kunakida sitting sternly behind it.]

Kunakida: (Rice...)

(Broiled fish...)

(Miso soup...)

(Baked nori seaweed...)

[A majestic picture of Mount Fuji is placed in the background]

K: (This is a true Japanese breakfast!)

(Hmm. We begin with the miso soup. The wonderful smell of miso promotes the secretion of gastric juice and increases the appetite!)

[Kunakida swallows the soup]

K: (Ah, delicious. And now.. THE RICE!!!)

[Kunakida attacks his rice, with action-line vigor]

K: [goofy face] Mmmm!

[Kunakida becomes starry-eyed]

K: (So nice and warm! What happiness, to be born Japanese!) [gloat] (Hee. I'm so cool, aren't I?) [giggle]

[Suddenly, our hero spots a fly on his broiled fish]

K: (Oh! A fly! What nasty thing did you do to my breakfast?)

Fly: Hmmm hmmm hmmm...

[Kunakida watches the fly through slit eyes. Suddenly, his tongue flicks out (like a frog's) and he snatches it up.]

Fly: Oh no! Help meeeee...

[Kunakida swallows, a superior grin on his face.]

K: Heh heh. [Face-fault, eyes bug out] Huurkkk---bllargh!

[It's bath time! Kunakida is in the bathroom wearing nothing but an itty bitty white towel.]

K: (Well, it's time for a nice, tasty soak in the tub!)

[He sees the mess in the room]

K: (Well, it looks like Momiji didn't clean up after her bath.) [Starts dancing] (Whop bop a loo bop, bah lam bam boom!) [Strikes goofy pose, then gets a completely serious look. (No, child abuse is wrong.) <schally note: I don't get it either>

[Kunakida then notices that the tub is barely half-full]

K: (There isn't much hot water left. Momiji, you should have added more hot water after you used it! Now look at the predicament you've left me in. If I wait to add enough hot water, my body will get chilled. I guess I have no choice except to put my body in this much hot water.)

[Kunakida makes various attempts to fit himself in the inadequate amount of water. Eventually, he falls face down into it, leaving his back exposed and giving us a lovely view of his hairy rear.]

K: [Jumping up suddenly] (Aah! My backside is freezing!)

[Using all his strength, Kunakida tries to fit himself into the water. He flexes, straining to submerge himself in it, and suddenly--the tub explodes, sending a spread-eagled Kunakida (who is thankfully censored) and its liquid contents flying]

END