All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Blue Seed...

by kusanagischick:

• Always carry a can of Raid with you. You never know when spider demon will show up in the girls' locker room.
• If you have black hair and a pale complexion do NOT wear an 80's jogging suit.
• Things aren't always as they seem.
• Always squish blue bead-seedy things when you find them lying around.
• Never drink from urine sample cups that are 'clean'
• Always have a white shinto outfit on hand in case of emergencies.
• Human Sacrifices are bad.

by KusanIvy:

• Never assume you are an only child.
• When you hear Grandma come home at 3 in the morning, don't ask why (and DON'T look out into the hall until you know she's safely back in her room)
• When there's not enough hot water in the tub, just add more. It will save you costly bathtub repairs later.
• Don't go picking a fight when your opponent has 8 mitama and you only have 7.
• Boys, when a girl catches you staring at her chest, tell her you were checking for Arigami activity in the area.

by Merc:

• Half-plant, half-human men can jump higher than you can, so don't challenge them to jumping contests.
• It's always the shy ones.
• If you still have bullets, keep shooting.
• Hair doesn't get in the way...ever.
• Selling your child out while they're in the room is a big mistake.
• Never mess with the red trench coat.
• Smoking really DOES make you look old and wrinkly.
• Cucumbers suck.
• Never wear skirts.
• Panties are meant to be seen.

by schally:

• Avoid strange girls with babies in sacred pools.
• A perfect soul will easily take care of those pesky fire-spitting toads.
• Four eyebrows, green hair and cat-eyes are nature's way of saying, "Look, but don't touch."
• If a plant monster attacks your school, be sure to get as far as possible from any classmates that were raised at family shrines.
• Remember, Kushinadas have feelings too.
• When all else fails wave a branch in the air and sing.