All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From Omake Theater

by kusanagischick:
• Never go to a Mahjong Parlor.
• Always look around in high places for camera lenses when you are scantly clad.
• When confessing your love, Sumo Suits don't help.
• When climbing tall mountains, watch out for jet liners...
• Never get drunk on festival night.
• Never get drunk period.
• Make rain go away with dolls to the likeness of that whom you love.
• Flashbacks are evil.
• Jokes can kill.
• When your arm fails to return to shortened length, whack them with your elbow.
• Inside, we all have dancing chibis.
• Shooting perverts is a good thing.
• Rain helps plant men grow.
by Merc:
• Shave your butt before going to a Mahjong parlor.
• Know how to play a game correctly before challenging your arch rival to it.
• Never throw rocks into the sea.
• Never plant an amputated tail.
• It's always the quiet ones.
• Don't let Matsudaira near you if you're a guy.
• Rainy days are good for humming.
• Shut the blinds/curtains when changing.
• Lock your windows at night.
• Never become an animation star.
• Never trust Yaegashi to tell the future.
• Never EVER under ANY circumstances should you dance around in your towel, especially if you're a mid-aged hairy man.
• Child abuse is wrong.
• Cel animation is kooky.
• Don't fall in love with Kunikida, you'll only get burned.
• When you have nothing better to do, taking pictures of the one you love but cannot have is an option.
• Godzilla movies should have never been made.
• Pinwheels are cute.
• Kimonos don't show off your girlish figure.
• Don't sacrifice anyone with a guillotine.
• Hide recent fads from your grandma.
• Buy your grandma a wonder bra if she ever plans to go out clubbing.