You Know You Watch Too Much Blue Seed When...

by schally:

• You get a tattoo of a mitama on your chest.
• On your college apps, you put "Aragami" as your major.
• You are hospitalized for trying to jump buildings.
• You stare at your forearms for hours, trying to sprout blades from them.
• You taunt your friends for being imperfect souls.
• You call your girlfriend/boyfriend "Momiji"/"Kusanagi"
• You insist that the TAC is your career choice.
• You claim to sense Aragami every time you get heartburn.
• You wear pink jump suits and have a bizarre obsession with guns.
• Whenever you see a government official, you scream, "Don't sacrifice me!"
• You refuse to eat vegetables and accuse those who do of being cannibals.
• You start a church for the worship of Susano-oh.
• You have a crush on any Blue Seed character.
• You want to marry any Blue Seed character.
• You really think you will marry said character.
• You can sing the Carnival Babel perfectly... and you don't speak Japanese.
• When you die and meet God, and He tells you He will give you the answer to any one question, you ask Him, "What's with 'foxy night game?'"
• You make your friends call you [insert name of favorite character]
• You refuse to see any doctor whose name isn't Matsudaira.
• You're terrified of ceramics.
• You design computer programs that determine what pair of panties your love interest will be wearing that day.
• No one has ever seen your right eye.
• You believe you have a long-lost twin who wants to destroy humankind.
• You think the "Ara-gummy bears" joke is funny and you laugh at it.
• You tell the "Ara-gummy" joke to your friends and expect them to laugh.
• You own both dubbed and subbed versions of each tape, and you host debates about which is better.
• You stalk Jason Lee.
• The people at ADV know you by name.
• You refuse to change in the girl's locker room for fear of mutant spiders.
• You spontaneously burst into song, chanting "Omake! Omake!," for no apparent reason.
• You dye your hair green, but you're disappointed you can't dye your blood green as well.
• You expect Post-it notes to work as well as Sakura's talismans.
• You refuse to date any guy who doesn't have four eyebrows.
• The guys at the video store reserve the new Blue Seed tapes for you--as soon as they are shipped and without being asked.
• You only have one outfit: black shirt, green pants, red trench coat, and loafers.

by ShadowRyo:

• You have a paper Kusanagi hanging outside your window.
• You spend all your rainy days inside your room humming Carnival Babel, drinking water, and looking out the window.
• Whenever you cant read something you insist the writer used a chicken foot.
• You suspect your grandmother of sneaking out of the house at night to go to discos
• You think "Why cant I be the Kushinada"
• You dream about being the Kushinada
• You think you are the Kushinada
• You are the Kushinada
• You think "Why cant I be the Kushinada"...and you're a guy.
• You believe a giant Aragami Jellyfish is really why the Titanic sunk
• You tape the largest kitchen knives you own to your forearms and leave the house saying you must find Kusanagi.
• You walk around with your dog in your shirt.
• You start a petition for the city to erect Shinto temples on every street corner because you cant go a day without getting your fortune told "The Real Way"
• You believe if you concentrate hard enough you can sprout spikes and blades from your body just like Murakumo and Kusanagi
• You ask your doctor if he can implant you with spikes and blades so you don't have to concentrate that hard anymore.
• Al Pacino reminds you of Kunikida.
• You own copies of Blue Seed II the OAV...and you don't live in Japan.
• When you see a skyscraper you wonder why there isn't a giant centipede wrapped around it.
• At least once a week you travel to the closest spring and stand in the middle of it dumping buckets of water on you while wearing a bathrobe... you know...just in case...
• You know the original story of Susano-oh and the Kushinada by heart.
• You draw spirals on a pair of glasses and run around throwing pieces of paper at things, but you tell people your banishing evil spirits.
• You see someone doing this and you don't have to ask.
• You see someone doing this and you consider them a threat because after all, you are the Kushinada.
• This is the only web page you visit.
• You are sitting in an instantly inflatable red chair.
• You have a special tape that you put all the Blue Seed Omake Theatres on.
• Every morning you have the same thing for breakfast: Steamed Rice, Baked Seaweed, Miso Soup, Broiled Fish, and...one fly.
• You see the logic in Kunikida trying to squeeze himself into a half filled tub of water.
• You think squeezing into a half filled tub of water should be an Olympic event.
• You practice daily determined to get onto the tube squeezing team, should there be one.
• You killed the insolent bastard that had the nerve to ask "If Kome's so tough..why does she wear pink?"
• You only go outside in winter, because you believe pollen will kill you.
• You suspect the lady down the street of being an immortal sea creature.
• You suspect anyone of being an immortal sea creature.
• You look up into every tree you come across wondering, "Well...where the hell is HE!?"
• You call Toei animation and pitch them a show about Sailor Moose.
• Yuzo Takada has a retraining order on you.
• You watch the Omake Theatre First, then rewind the tape to watch the other two episodes.
• You buy every volume of The Guyver, because he as blades that come out of his arms too, and the monsters remind you of Aragami.
• You also bought the two American Guyver movies for the same reason.
• You have memorized this list.
• You think everything listed here is merely just the basic requirements to be a Blue Seed fan.
• You don't think Blue is an odd hair color.
• Your hair is blue.
• You have a list of all of Kunikida's jokes.
• You tell these jokes at parties.
• You scoff at those that don't laugh at your jokes, because they are obviously imperfect souls.
• You spend your mornings making the perfect boxed lunch.
• You spend even more time in the morning making a second, you know... just in case...
• You hunt Aragami for a hobby.
• You believe the AD in AD Vision stands for Aragami Devoted.
• You only give copies of Blue Seed volumes for presents.
• If you believe Blue Seed is the answer to all the worlds problems.
• If right now you just asked "It isn't?"
• You don't think that Jun is an odd name for a boy.
• You changed your name to Jun.
• You hunt Aragami for a living.
• You joined the army, but are having second thoughts because you aren't allowed to wear a pink jumpsuit.
• Since you cant wear a pink jumpsuit you demand to be transferred to the TAC instead.
• Yuzo Takada asks you questions about Blue Seed.
• You hunt crows with flare guns.
• You refuse to eat cucumber just because Momiji doesn't eat it.
• You cant find the remote and are disappointed when your arm doesn't extend all the way to the TV.
• You want to cut off someone's head to see if it will grow legs and walk away.
• You wish you could teach your dog to turn into an Aragami and chase people down the street.
• YOU CAN NEVER WATCH TOO MUCH BLUE SEED!!!
• You buy contacts with slits so you can have Kusanagi's eyes.
• You're still waiting for that Blue Seed movie to come out.
• You wonder when Sakura will release her first CD
• You realize she's just a fictional character in an anime, and you still wonder.
• You go out in public pretending to be Sugishita, because you think it will get you more dates.
• You're able to think of 70+ of these reason.....um...never mind.
• You think there should be an episode on the X-Files dedicated to Aragami.
• You've moved to Japan to become:
  • A Shinto Priest/Priestess
  • A member of the TAC
  • A Kushinada
  • Freelance Aragami Hunter
  • Teen Idol
• You wish you were Japanese, so you could run around with a torch and sing about your heritage.
• D.) All of the Above.
• You think you're the overlooked '3rd Sister'
• You think you're the overlooked '3rd Sister' and you're a guy.

by SC

• You are in class/work..and your pager/cell phone goes off..and the teacher/boss asks you what that sound is...you tell him/her it's your Kushinada Pulse...and since he/she doesn't believe you they search your things anyway to find the pager/cell phone...and doesn't find one.

by Deanalis

• Your Geography teacher assigns a report on anything in or about Japan, and you insist on writing about:
  • Plant-men
  • Aragami
  • The Kushinada twins
  • The Kushinada legend
  • The TAC