Funny Voice Messages
"It's Vegeta here what the hell do you want..can't you see I'm eathier busy right now or I'm out!!"(beep!)
"You have reached the Vegeta residence plese give me your name and your adress so I can go beat the shit out of you!"(beep!)
"Why..why me?, why am I the one who isn't super-saiyain!!(sniff sniff) I'm the one who has Royalty blood""(sniff)(beep!)
"Don't leave me here alone!!!(sniff sniff)"(beep!)
"All I want is to be imortal and live forever, can you give me my wish?"(beep!)
"HAHHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!"(beep!)
"DIE Kakarot!!"(beep!)
"You will never defeat me!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!"(beep!)
"I Vegeta will be the number 1 power in the entire universe hahahahahahahah!!"(beep!)
"Don't you know I have feelings too you know!"(sniff)(beep!)
"HEY would someone get me a drying cloth?? hello?? anybody there?? (sniff) damn I can't get the phone right now please leave a message at the sound of the tone"(beep!)
"Worship me as your God or DIE, MWAHAHAHAHA.."(beep!)
"I can't come to the phone right now.. eh stop that Bulma!"(beep!)
Pick up Lines for Vegeta
"Is your spandex a little too tight?, can I take it off for you?"
"Can I touch your tail?"
"Only room for one in your space pod?..guess I'll have to sit on your lap."
"I guess since your full saiyan you can power up in other places right?"
"If you wanna teach me some moves,I can teach you some new ones."
"I guess you can play rough and tough in the bedroom just like on the battlefeild, am I right?
"Um... can you strip for me? if your not shy of course"
"That's not your tail I'm feeling is it?O_O"
"Can I run my hands through your hair?"
"I know a way you could wear some of that energy out^_-"
"Do you have that much hair in other places?"
"Your way better than a Carrot.. oops!"
"Have I ever said I loved eating my Vegetables?"
"Wanna do some Livin' La Vegeta Loca with me?"
"Have I ever said that men in spandex looks aufully sexy?"
"Oh a "Bad Man" eh? how bad are you"?^_-
"I would do anything to have your children with a hansome prince like you."
Vegeta: Looks like its Frog Stomping time. Get along little froggy.
Goku: Heh would you look at that Vegeta finally has someone his own size to pick on.
Vegeta: Hmph very funny maybe I'll let him go, besides I don't want to get toad guts all over my nice clean boots.
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