It was a sunny day on Arus..
No wait, that was a couple of seasons back..uh - oh! Okay! It IS a sunny day on
Arus. Okay..anyway. It's sunny and -
Uh oh! Lotor is attacking!
Keith: Voltron Force! You know the drill! Let's get to the lions!!
Koran: Wait, Commander Keith!!
Keith: Coran, what ARE you doing here? You've already used up your cameos this
season and besides we have no time!
Koran; You got to sign this form..
Lance: Form! We can't sign a form! Lotor's attacking!
Koran: None the less, you must sign this form wavering all liability to Arus
should you die or get maimed or what not.
Keith: Why didn't you have me fill these out before?
Koran: I did! But these are the NEW forms! Now sign.
Keith: All right..
Koran: Aaaand here..and here..oh and here..
Allura: Koran! Lotor is making his demands!!
Lotor: ::on viewscreen::Hello, Voltron Force! Surrender now and maybe I won't
blow you into bits!!
Quegpeg: ::whispers something::
Lotor: WHAT? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I NEED A DESTRUCTION PERMIT? WHO WAS THE LAMEBRAIN
THAT THOUGHT THAT UP?
Lafitte: Your DAD!!
Lotor: ::grumbles:: I heard of kickbacks but this is ridiculous!
Allura::gives the obligatory princess look of defiance:: We WON'T surrender to
you, Lotor!
Coran: And sign here..initial here..
Lotor: Ah, my DEAR bride-to-be!! It won't be long until we are wed!
Lafitte: Uh sire?
Lotor: Not NOW! I'm busy!!
Lafitte: You need the license..
Queepeg: And the pre-nupitual agreement!
Lotor: I have NO need of such things!!
Lafitte: You do in this galaxy!
Lotor: Let me guess - my father!
Lafitte: Yes sire!
Keith: ::still signing forms:: I'm getting writer's cramp!!
Koran: And here and here..AND here..
Lance; I'm going out there now! Kitty-Kat, here I come!
::Suddenly from out of nowhere, out pops a lawyer::
Lawyer: I'm sorry sir. You MUST refrain from any derogatory remarks concerning
those of the feline race.
Lance: WHAT? Kitty-kat? That's a load of bull!
Lawyer: Hmm..bull..I think there something there too..but sir, we've just had a
massive lawsuit over this sort of thing and we can't have Garrison personnel
slandering cats of any sort.
Lance: I don't believe it!!
Lawyer: I'm afaid it is sir. According to Kitty aka Coba vs. The Alliance , cats
cannot be slandered.
Lance: Well I'm going out to RED LION then!
Lawyer: Hm..Red Lion..red lion..Oh! Forgot to tell you all that the lions have
been seized by the IRS..
Hunk: The IRS!!
::Out pops our friendly IRS revenue agent::
"Why yes!! The Infernal Revenue Service! We seize property in thirty minutes or
less or your pizza is FREE! It's part of our new customer service program!
Allura: You CAN'T do that! The lions belong to Arus!!
IRS man: Hm..well, I'm sorry to say that the Crown of Arus has owed some back
taxes for some time now, and well, interest upon interest upon interest CAN
stack up!!
Allura: But - but there ARE no taxes here!
IRS agent: Actually there was the matter of some overdue library books..
Allura: Noooooo!
Lance: Like THAT would STOP them?
Pidge: This is terrible! Arus without the Lions!
Koran: Ah! LAST one!
Keith: ::sighs:: Good! Now we can go out and - uh, wait the lions!
Lotor: ::back on the viewscreen, he's tapping his foot, listening to the Tom Jones tunes coming out through the speakers of the newly reformed Revenge::
Lotor: Hm..hmm..It's not unusual to be loved by anyone..oh, we're back! All
right, Voltron Force, your lions are gone and now Arus is at my mercy! ::he
laughs that great Tim Curry laugh::
Pidge: You'll NEVER get away with this Lotor!!
Lotor: Ha! WATCH me!!
Lance: Do we HAVE to?
Lotor: ATTACK! Fire at will upon the castle!!
Queepeg: Uh sire?
Lotor: I said FIRE, you dim-witted tin-can!
::Yet another nameless lawyer pops up in the Avenger::
Lawyer: Ahem. You will refrain from slanderous comments about my client. The
correct term is "mentally challenged metallic object."
Lotor: WHO are YOU and HOW did you get on MY ship!!
Lawyer: Hey, we have to have OUR secrets you know..
Lafitte: He came in through the cat door..
Lotor: ::sighs:: Fire already!
Lafitte: Can't!
Lotor: Can't! WHAT do you MEAN we CAN'T!!
Lafitte: Well, the lazon supplier said that they have have a backlog on lazon
and that he didn't receive our paperwork on time and their computers are down
and -
Lotor: ::roars::Never MIND!! Get Haggar!!!
Queepeg: Can't, boss!
Lotor: WHAT? GET ME that withered old hag!
Lawyer: The correct term is "Tactile faced unattractive senior citizen!"
Lotor: And the correct term for LAWYER is robesst chow!
::Lawyer shuts up::
Lotor: Now where's Hagar?
Queepeg: On strike! She sympathizing with the Witches Local 318..
Lotor: Aaaaahhh!! I can't believe this!! Arus at it's most vulernable and the
princess in my grasp, and I can't attack!!
Back at the castle..
Pidge: Look! Lotor can't move either!
Lance: Yeah! He's got lawyers crawling all over him!
Hunk: I think it's Janet Reno actually..
Lance: Oh yeah, yeah I guees you're right!
Koran: Oh, Keith, I forgot to have you fill this out..
Keith: Nooo! I won't fill out another form!!
Koran: But you got to fill out the DD-99D! It's manditory!
Keith: I'm OUTTA here!! Going over to see just what's up on 'Beast Wars.."
Koran: Or is that the DD-99D-2R4?
Allura: Look! Lotor is leaving!
IRS agent: Oh my! Forgot a few items here..let's see, shield, priceless
statues..oh and space mice!
::Suddenly all these different people start coming out of nowhere..
EPA agent: Uh oh! Rodents! We got do an an enviromental check on that!
PETA person: Don't you DARE harm a hair on their heads! Space mice are a
protected species!!
Pidge: Not around Hunk they're NOT!!
Hunk: HEY!!
FDA Person: Hm, don't see that space mice are on our approved list..
Koran: Maybe it's form BB-D2-R5, part five..nooo..
Allura: Ack!! They're taking Nanny!!
Lance: Yeah! Keep her!!
Hunk: Keith's gone!
Allura: And I don't blame him! This place is swarming with buracracy!!
Pidge: Heck! This is the worst crisis we've faced!
TV exec: Sorry, son, according to the TV ratings, you've violated the Y-7 rule..
Pidge: For saying 'heck?"
TV exec: No, for using a coherent sentence!
Allura: Oh! Lotor's ship's still in sight! He's ejecting the lawyers!! Yoohoo!
Lotor!!
Lance: Princess what are you doing!!
Allura: Hitching a ride!
Lance: Good idea!
::Keith runs past with Koran and several agents and lawyers in hot pursuit...
Keith: Yaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Koran: Wait! You forgot to sign your resignation form!!
Keith: Yaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
And so ends another day with the Voltron Force who yet again triumphed over the forces of uh - something..