-With the help of my swinging friends, I have compiled this list of pick up lines that no woman in her right mind could resist.  If you walk into a bar armed with these, there's no way you'll go home alone.  If you have any you would like to contribute to my collection, just click on the swinger above to Email it to me.

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      -"Hey baby, you MUST be tired, 'cause you all sweaty and stuff."   -"Hey baby, do you work out?  'Cause you got all these big nasty muscles in your back."   -"Hey baby, you make me want to commit crimes of passion, like stealing this cutlery."   -"Hey, somebody farted. Let's get out of here."   -"Hey baby, you like art?  'Cause I've got an oil painting by Rembrandt of you and I getting it on."   -"Hey baby, I've got a disease. It's called my love for you. Also, I have syphillis."   -"Hey baby, when I look in your eyes, I see a pretty girl. But only when I look straight into your eyes, and not your face."   -"Girl, I think I just pooped my pants."   -"Could you hold my keys? I have to go empty my colostomy bag."   -"Baby, when I look at you, all I can think of is passion. Except take away the 'p', and the 'ion', and then think of me touching your passion...."