Farix

ASSUMED NAME: Farix

ALIASES: The white haired freak, Snowtop, or any other name that makes fun of his white hair.

AUTHOR: Carlos Myers (farix@newwave.net)

OTAKU OF: Hino Rei

FACTION: Reichanians

PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: 5'8" with white, shoulder length hair, gold eyes. Wears black khaki pants, a pair of tan, beat up, Dr. Scholl's loafers w/ ankle length socks, a brown sports jacket and a pull-over shirt, usually one of four colors, dark green, royal blue, red, or purple.

EQUIPMENT:

• Baseball Bat: A Louisville Slugger that Farix uses the whack people over the head or to play Thermal Detonator Baseball.
• Thermal Detonators: A small round baseball-sized sphere that can explode into a 10 meter Ball'O'Flaim.
• Whip: An Indiana Jones style whip that can expand in length when needed.

WEAKNESSES: Will drop just about anything for chocolate. Also has a Tenchi-esk reaction to girls that show any form of affection toward him. Has an allergy to teleportations.

PERSONALITY QUIRKS: Always looking into ways of creating trouble. He does not get angry very easily, but when he does, keep your head down because his temper can be quite explosive. Is often seen munching on something.

OW! HISTORY: Farix entered the Wars! near the beginning of the Castle Snort Saga. He didn't join the Reichanian Alliance then, as he didn't want to be seen as jumping on the Reichanian bandwagon. After all, at that time, everyone and his monkeys uncle was joining the Reichanians.

Farix was the third wearer of Warthog's Newbie Cloak of Invincibility after Carp and Georgia Peach. Unfortunately, the cloak backfired and Farix was turned into a human torch. As a result, the cloak was destroyed and left Farix with his trademark white hair and golden eyes.

After a quick romp on the USS Warthog for revenge, Farix was dragged around by the recently formed Newbiechanians for a while -- though he never became an official member. Later, Farix formed the Usagichanians and tried to recruit Sailor Ice Blade, then leader of the Newbiechanians, as his First Lieutenant. However, SIB was not going to play second fiddle to anyone and the two constantly argued over leadership.

Over time, Farix has been cloned, chibified, plushified, sex changed, soul crystal extracted and lastly devolved. After being captured by Rockman X and Nic-chan, he was "brainwashed" into a Reichanian. However, the brainwashing served more as a reminder of Farix's original fandom for Hino Rei. But everyone still thinks he has been brainwashed.

NOTABLE ALLIES:

• Nightman: Current "Bossman" of the Reichanian Alliance.
• Leloni Bunny: Makochanian ally against the forces of Chaos.
• Syn: An elf-girl that Farix had supposedly freed. However, her frequent flirtations with him sends him into convulsions.
• Bob Dole: Fellow Republican and all around cool guy. Why? Because Bob Dole says so.

NOTABLE ENEMIES:

• Amichanians: After his conversion to the Reichanian Alliance, Farix has taken up Jet Wolf's mantle of "toppling the Empire of Ami Fans."
• Minakochanians: Because of an argument between Rei and Minako over Farix's allegiances while he was being brainwashed, a state of war exists between the Reichanian Alliance and the Minpire.
• Chaos: Not really an enemy, more like a annoyance. However, Farix believes he knows the secret to keep Chaos in check.

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