OK, the ferret has become popular enough in his own right that I suppose a Writer's Guide is in...
Shove over, fool. I'll do my own damn WG. Because who knows ferret better than ferret, right? Damn right. And all you hacks better learn this by memory if you're going to put me in a post. And if you're a guy you owe me a drink. Even if you have never written me in.
ASSUMED NAME: Just keep calling me ferret.
REAL NAME: Wouldn't you like to know?
AKA: See "origin". Just don't call me a weasel or stoat, see?
AUTHOR: Ferret (ferret@you-suck.com)
OTAKU OF: Whoever lets me get a nude pic of them first.
FACTION: OSDF, at least until SS runs out of cigars.
PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION: I look like a ferret. It's bad enough without making me type it out.
POWERS: I can bite people. And I might be rabid.
EQUIPMENT: I can pull both a video camera and a normal camera out of hammerspace, which never run out of film or tape.
WEAKNESSES: Yeah, right.[1]
GOALS: To get a revealing picture of the babe or one of the senshi. (Although any female will do, really.) Enslaving all of Otaku World under my iron fist wouldn't be bad either, I guess. Then I could just make a law that forced females to walk around naked. And becoming human for a while would be nice[2]
ORIGIN & HISTORY:
: : I helped start the Wars! by telling Belial and Jet Wolf to piss off or I would kick both their asses. Over the years I have written under several names, which you idiots never figured out. It's obvious which characters I was writing, because they all had animal names (Warthog, Sailor Jessica Rabbit).
I have been Otaku World President and Dictator, and I have commanded every ship at one point or another. I won the pod race, Atomic Solitaire, and a game of Ani-Mayhem using the OW! card. Right now I just don't feel like being particularly powerful; it gets old after a while. [3]
NOTABLE ALLIES:
NOTABLE ENEMIES:
None at the moment, but I tend to hate most people at any given time. It makes my life much easier. So don't get on my nerves unless you've got something good.
Ferret
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[1] Note from Mr. K --
Try using the Ranma strategy: Disable him with pictures of yourself in lingerie (only works for girls). This is usually
unnecessary, as the ferret's apathy prevents him from really doing anything.
[2] Note from Mr. K --
Remember Luna's scene in the SMS Movie? Picture the ferret turning into some druken lecher, and you can see that this is something to be prevented at all costs.
[3] Note from Mr. K --
Whatever. He was probably kicked out of an animal shelter for
corrupting bunny rabbits.
[4] Note from Mr. K --
"The babe" could refer to a number of women, but here I think it's Neo Ami-chan.
[5] Note from Mr. K --
Sorry about that.