Author: Sailor Dni
[OW!] Challenge accepted! The beginning of the fight for the Hotaruchanians!
>"Sailor D'ni, I challenge you for leadership >of the Hotaruchanians!" Sailor D'ni looked at Hyperion for a moment, then burst out laughing. "That's a good one, Hyperion! Now quit joking around and we'll all get back to work." She said, turning to go. Hyperion moved to block the door. D'ni let out a cry of surprise. "I'm serious!" Hyperion said threateningly. D'ni gaped, then regained her composure. "Very well. We will continue this. Meet me in the Great Otaku Desert in one hour. Bring a back-up and whatever weapons you feel necessary. Winner gets leadership of the faction." D'ni said. "You're on." Hyperion replied, going off to prepare. "Riven, come with me. We have much preparing to do."In a hidden lab in the HBC's cave system, D'ni was hard at work on some odd looking devices. Riven was nearby, helping her. "Ok, so what is _this_, and why is it necessary for you to have 5 billion Busters?" Riven asked as D'ni finished up a device. "I call it the Fire Soul Buster II." D'ni said. "Oh, _THAT'S_ original..." Riven said sarcastically. D'ni shrugged. "Since when am I original? Besides, I like fire." D'ni said. "Pyro!" "Ditz!" "Baka!" "Transsexual!" "So?!" Riven demanded. "It's not _my_ fault!" "True, true." D'ni admited. "Alright, FSB2's finished, and so's the Ofuda Buster 5001..." Riven sweatdropped. "Just need to pick up some nukes and stuff, and we're ready." "Right." Riven said, leaving. After she/he/it left, D'ni grabbed an unknown object and tucked it in her hammerspace. Elsewhere, Hyperion was also getting ready. Mobius was helping her. She finished and turned to Mobius. "Let's go!" Otaku World has many unpleasant places. Some are merely dirty, and some are downright nasty, but none are as bad as the Great Otaku Desert. It's a dry, dusty place, with nothing but sand and heat for miles around. Few live there, or even bother to go there. It was in this unhospitable place that Hyperion and D'ni met for their fight, and here where the future of the Hotaruchanians would be decided. Hyperion and D'ni faced each other, each with their weapons ready. D'ni had the wand Saturn had given her held in front of her, and Hyperion had her scythe out. Mobius and Riven stood ready. "Let's do this." D'ni said. "Right." Hyperion said. TBC? Your turn, Hyperion. -Sailor D'ni. Wouldn't _you_ like to know. "DAMNED RIGHT I'M A MARS-LOVING WENCH!" -Me, in #OW. Don't ask. http://redrival.com/sailordni
Author: Chris Kern
Re: [OW!] --Bunny meets the Beast
On Thu, 18 Nov 1999 22:53:01 GMT, lbunny@wingsisp.com (Leloni Bunny)
posted the following:
> "You," said the bunny, "Are in *big* trouble."
> "Me?" gasped the Ferret, "What'd *I* do? That is, what'd I do
>besides being undeniably attractive and good-looking."
> Leloni pointed a finger at him. "My Author told me all about you.
>You seduced MY patron senshi. You're an egotistical playboy and a
>poor excuse for a domesticated version of an ugly weasel. For this
>you will pay! For the honor of Sailor Jupiter-sama, oshiokyo!"
>
>TBC?
Of course!
The ferret looked at LB. "You...want to fight me? For Makoto's
love?"
LB sweatdropped. "That's not what I meant."
"Damn," said the ferret, putting away his camera. LB advanced towards
the ferret with her staff.
"Please don't kill me!" he said. "I can be of great use to you!"
"I won't kill you," responded LB. "I'll just use your weakness, which
my author will tell me about right now."
LB the author (or "player", if you want), sweatdropped. "Umm...I
don't think you're going to like this." LB whispered the ferret's
weakness to her avatar. The avatar blushed.
"I will do no such thing!" she shouted[1]. She narrowed her eyes at
the ferret. "For making *that* your weakness," she said. "Now I
really will punish you."
"Eep!" said the ferret, as LB grabbed him by the scruff of his neck.
Mr. K was thinking. He couldn't allow the two combatants to fight to
the death! They had a war to wage, and the lavender bunny might be a
good ally, especially if she would follow Makoto. "We're in space,"
mumbled Mr. K. "So what space anime do I know? I guess just Macross.
And I haven't really seen it, I've just read about it. Now how did
that end? Something about a song, right? Hmm..."
Mr. K pushed some buttons near his seat, and grabbed a conveniently
placed microphone. He began speaking in a deep voice. "I've heard
people say that too much of anything is not good for you, baby. Oh
no. But I don't know about that. There's many times that we've
loved. We've shared love...and made love. It doesn't seem to me like
it's enough. There's just not enough of it. There's just not enough.
Oh, oh babe."
LB and Makoto's jaws dropped, and they turned to look at Mr. K, who
had gotten up on the couch. Mr. K did not know that the music was
being broadcast all over the Red Otaku, but he began to sing.
"My darling, I can't get enough of your love babe,
Girl, I don't know, I don't know why
Can't get enough of your love babe
Oh, some things I can't get used to..."
In the engine room, everyone sweatdropped. "He is *not* trying to
sing Barry White," said Aureal. I Abibde was looking at his raincoat
to make sure his sound system had not malfunctioned.
"No matter how I try
Just like the more you give, the more I want
And baby, that's no lie
Oh no, babe..."
On the HSB, Nic-chan and RMX stopped their passionate embrace and
listened to the music coming from the docked Red Otaku. "Oh lord..."
said RMX.
"Tell me, what can I say?
What am I gonna do?
How should I feel when everything is you?
What kind of love is this that you're givin' me?
Is it in your kiss or just because you're sweet?"
LB walked over to Mr. K and grabbed the microphone out of his hand.
"Oh, you want to sing some of it?" said Mr. K. "I'm not really sure
you have the voice..."
She gave the sound system a massive blow with her staff that stopped
the sound broadcast and the song. LB then knocked Mr. K down with the
staff. "*NEVER* do that again," she said. She then turned back to
the ferret. But the ferret was gone, having scampered away to some
hiding place in the confusion.
"Damn it!" shouted LB. "I haven't shown a bunny's full wrath yet!"
"Ano..." said Makoto. "Why again do you want to kill him?"
TBC!
-Chris
[1] Read the WG.Author: Kane Magus
[OW!] "Let me outta here!!!"
Seems lately things have become all about "politics" and other such nonsense. Like I told the guys in #OW, when it became politics.... Well, I just wish I could have written a better reply to SIB's post than this... ;_; On with the post.... Anna Brusky wrote: > For the first few moments, it worked exactly as planned. Her hair grew out > to it's previous length and everything seemed to be just fine. However, > Sailor Ice Blade's hair - being based as it is on her Author's hair - was a > force of evil to be reckoned with[1]. Her hair decided that while it had > this much magic at it's disposal, it might as well take advantage of the > situation. So it was that her hair kept growing to lengths that would make > even Mistress 9 envious. The hair then picked Corundite up off the floor in > a strangle-hold. (It would have done the same to Kane-Chaos if Carp hadn't > had the power to nauseate even the supreme evil force that was her hair.) > Corundite made some strangled noises. > > Ice Blade meanwhile watched in amusement as her hair began to tickle > Corundite mercilessly. "Hey, I never knew *that* would happen..." Meanwhile, Carp continued to worry over the prone Kane-Chaos while an equally prone Cape-Mike watched in disgust. "Would you two get a *room* or something, geez?!" gagged Cape-Mike. "No, we're saving that for marriage, thank you very much," said Kane-Chaos. Carp looked at him lovingly and continued to nurse his wounds. <"The inner child" scene switch> "NOOOOOOO!!!!" screamed the voice of the true Kane, deep in his psyche yadda yadda place that Chaos couldn't even touch blah blah blah, Kane was hurling furniture around the room. "Let me outta here!!!" he snarled as he flung himself against the door again. Still, the padlock wouldn't give. "Heh, you think you can break down that door?" mocked the voice of Chaos from the other side. "You're wasting your time." "SHUT UP!!!" shrieked Kane as he picked up a sofa with one hand and slung it against the door. "Ha ha ha, it is useless to resist me, mortal fool! Soon, one way or the other, I shall be the uncontested ruler of the OtakuVerse." "I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!!!" Kane roared. He drew his scythe and began to hack at the door. "Try all you want, you won't get that mental block to go away," said Chaos smugly. "And soon, using *your* body, I shall wed my beloved Carp and later we shall bed bounce the night away." That was it. Kane had heard enough. The utter disgust that this mental image brought on empowered him. "Hishou...." screamed Kane as he rushed the door to his innermost psyche. "Huh?" muttered Chaos, suddenly less that 100% confident. Kane let loose a flurry of punches and kicks upon the door. "Orararararararararaaa....." "What are you doing, fool?" said Chaos. He started to back away from the door, but it was too late. "BURAI KEN!!!" screamed Kane as he launched into a koryu ken. The door was ripped from it's hinges and Chaos was flung against the wall. Kane ran by him unheedingly and went to regain control of himself before it was too late. <"The outer child" scene switch> "Don't worry my punky wunky," said Carp, gazing at Kane-Chaos, "Soon you'll be right back in there." Kane-Chaos stared at him strangely for a moment. Then his eyes went wide. "NOOOOOO!!!" he squealed in a shrill high pitched voice. "Get off me!!!!" There was a strange tearing sound. It grew louder, then finally culminated in a thunderous *RIP*. Kane fled from the room, kicking up a huge cloud of smoke behind him all the way. In his wake he left behind Cape-Mike, Corundite, Sailor Ice Blade, and Carp. Carp was now fondling a large piece of toast, which was looking about in utter astonishment. On his way out of the castle, he passed by Nightman-tachi. "Hey, was that... Kane?" said Nightman in confusion. "I don't know," shrugged el Pegaso, "He went by too fast for me to tell." Kane burst out of the Castle Nocturnę as if shot from a cannon. Oddly enough, the Temple of Endymion was within sight, so he started in that direction. On his way, he bowled over Chibi-Youma and Meenie, who were still wondering at the sudden disappearance of the lavender bunny and her white haired friend. Up in the Temple's control room, TK|M looked up at a sudden noise. It was steadily growing in volume. "..................aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!!" TK|M barely had time to get out of the way before the command chair he'd been sitting in seconds before was ripped from its place and hurled across the room. "QUICK!" screamed Kane. "Raise all shields! I want nothing *nothing* no matter how small getting past those shields." Before TK|M could respond, Kane had fled the room and went to his personal quarters. Once there, he locked the doors and proceeded to pile as much furniture as he could in front of it. No way was Chaos or anyone else going to get to *him* any time soon. "Ahh, much better. Maybe I'll be safe in here until things return to normal," Kane sighed with relief. TBC...? Probably... I'm not leaving, just taking a break whilst letting tempers and such cool off. -- Kane Magus (Ever since the Clown fiasco, flame-fests frighten me.) http://www.oocities.org/TimesSquare/Frontier/3154/index.html aplummer@netmcr.com kanemagus@yahoo.com kane_magus@my-Deja.com ICQ# : 6492281 AOL IM : Kane Magus ***** Quote/paraphrase of the day/week/month (or whenever I feel like changing it): "Dojo, casino, it's all in the mind." --Chop Chop, Master Onion *****
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