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From: brutus@zip.com.au (Brutus)
Subject: Re: [OW!E] World Crisis - Symposium Consequences, Schmonsequences
Date: 02 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Organization: The Zipsters
Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon

	Things at the Symposium continued to be boring and the 
Minakochanian's had resorted to handing out 'vote for AW' election 
pamphlets (except eP, who was handing out Anteros ones, much to his own 
amusement).  Minako had gone off sulking, after Zoisite had come and 
reclaimed Kunzite as his own.  The one thing not boring was the entrance 
of a green-haired fish headed guy in drag.

	Brutus snickered.  "I gotta get a photo of this and sell it to 
the Otaku National Enquirer for a few quid.  He's trying to imitate 
Michiru.  Look, there's Haruka in a pink dress too.  And who's that 
little one attached to her leg?"

	Brutus took out a camera and walked over to Carp, asking him, 
"mind if I take a picture of you and Haruka together?"

	Carp leapt at the chance, ran over to Haruka... err, SIB... and 
fondled her legs.  SIB yelled out "ECCHI!!" and tried to conjure up 
something painful to hit Carp with, but only managed a celery stick.  
She used it anyway, whacking at the smitten Otaku.  Yuiren poked her 
tongue out at Carp.

	"Say Minako!"  Brutus aimed the flashy new model Japanese made 
camera, with auto-focus and zoom lens at the cute trio.

	The three gagged at what they were asked to say, and the camera 
clicked.  Brutus ran off laughing, leaving SIB, Carp and Yuiren looking 
at each other.

Tom (and Nyaconcierge) wrote:
>     From the sea, from the land, but not from the Kokoro Nepuchuun, came
> the troops ... assorted mecha, starfighters, the usual routine ...
> Most of the swerved in pursuit of Minakochanian and MinakoReichanians.
> In fact, basically all of them did.  One in
> particular headed faster than others for the M&Rchanians. Fresh from 
> his recent exorcism, Tom De La Mechanix aimed straight at the fleeing
> form of Brutus. 

	Brutus kept on running, as he dodged laser bolts and missiles 
(Usagi style). "Damn, where's my Guymelef?"  Just then he passed a pile 
of orange scrap metal, with the word's "TOM WAS HERE" scrawled on them.

	"KUSO!!!"

> 	"BANZAI!!!!!!" Tom screamed from the cockpit, shades blood red
> again. "VENGENCE FOR THE KAV!! DEATH TO THE M&RCHANIAN SCUM!!!"

	The mechs burst into the Symposium's foyer, as Brutus ran behind 
a table and overturned it.  The remaining Minakochanians at the 
Symposium joined him.

	SU smiled and tossed a hand grenade over the table, hitting a 
OSDF mech and causing it to explode in a shower of debris.  "This is 
more like it!"  

	Brutus just shook his head.  He then noticed his sexy (^_-) 
Dragon slayer uniform had a few holes burnt into it thanks to the laser 
fire.  "Grrr.  Now I'm pissed off too!"

	Yvette put away the cake she'd been eating. She took out a long 
stick and attached a cardboard photo of Nyaconcubine's head onto the 
top.  She then held it up over the table's edge.  Hundreds of laser 
bolts and missiles quickly shredded the cardboard.  The 
Minakochanians/M&Rchanians all laughed at that.

TBC?

-- 
Brutus
ICQ: 6284252, AIM: Timonivs
http://www.zip.com.au/~brutus