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From: J-me 
Subject: Re: [OW!] (NC or even NS) 1st Annual OtakuWorld Awards
Date: 05 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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> 
> The two glanced at each other, watched as the two warriors and a dog
> dissappeared off the other side of the stage, and sweatdropped heavily....
> "*O.K.*...; Katie said oddly...; "when and if we ever get that award  back,
> we'll let you all know...."
> 
 The two walked off the stage in the direction of the dog, Cape-Mike and
SIB.

"And now, to present the award for most Kawaii couple in the Wars!,
Chibi-Youma and Chibi-Speedie!...."

Tumbleweeds blew across the stage...

"Chibi-Youma & Chibi-Speedie!" the announcer said repeated impatiently.



Chibi-Youma was standing outside one of the dressing rooms banging on
the door. He was dressed in a red tux with pink detailing.

"I'm not coming out!" Chibi-Speedie shouted from behind the door.

"Speedie, come out they've already called our names! We're keeping up
the show."

"...."

"It's not like she is going to win, it could be someone else."

"But she was nominated twice."

"Just come out!"

Chibi-Speedie opened the door then shut it immediately.

"Now what?"

"You look....like...Candied Kamen."

Chibi-Youma sweatdropped.



The announcer was about to call their names again when Chibi-Youma
walked on stage dragging an angry Chibi-Speedie; dressed in a
purple/grey evening gown and cape; by her cape.

At the podium, Chibi-Speedie finally stood up, tried to brush away the
wrinkles in her gown, then looked at the teleprompter.

"Happy Youma?" she whispered

"Immensly," he replied grinning happily knowing he would be lucky if he
didn't get thrown through the roof before the end of the night.

"The Nominees for Most Kawaii Couple in the Wars! are:" Chibi Youma
started.

"Cape-Mike and Sailor Ice Blade!" Chibi-Speedie continued.

Cheering came from behind the stage as well as the Makochanian section
of the audience.

"eL pegaso and Sailor Universe." 

Minakochanians and Minako&Reichanians began cheering.

"Chiba Mamoru and...and...," Chibi-Speedie stuttered.

"It won't hurt you to say it," Chibi-Youma reminded her.

"and Sailor....Universe."

Shrieks came from Usagi and Chibi-usa who began chasing after Mamoru
through the audience heading out of the building. Kane Magus, Bug, and
Farix followed to make sure the senshi didn't maim each other too much.

Sailor Universe giggled away in her seat causing Chibi-Speedie to find
her in the audience.

*Biida!*  *Biida!*

Chibi-Youma ignored the two and continued.

"Ryu and Neo Ami-chan and finally...."

Amichanians began clapping politely in their section.

"Chris Waffle and Pook!"

Applause came from all over the audience.

"And the winner is..." The two chibi said in unison.

"Chris Waffle and Pook! Congrats!"

A dust cloud made it's way through the audience as people began
standing. Chibi-Youma and Chibi-Speedie quickly moved out of the way as
the dust cloud made it's way to the podium. The dust settled and Pook!
and Chris Waffle were standing behind the podium.

"P'KOW! ARR! SNOOG! RISQUE!" [1] Pook! said biting the award. 

"Pook! and I would like to thank all those who voted for us!" Chris
Waffle added before he was dragged off by Pook! back to the Otaku
Jungle.

TBC?

[1] Pook!, did I write that right?


 J-me