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From: "Kelly Paul Graham" 
Subject: Re: [OW!] Ultimatum . . . from the last guy you'd ever consider
Date: 16 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Newsgroups: alt.fan.sailor-moon



Dion C. Torraville  wrote in article
...

On Thu, 14 Jan 1999, David [iso-8859-1] Gra�a wrote:

> "Listen, all you Otaku Warriors!! A challange from Eternal Sailorchaosx,
> the greatest worshiper of the holy Rei-chan, has been presented!!  I
> challenge all non-Reichanians to a battle against me, free-for-all!!  If
> I win, Sailormars will be declared the ultimate Sailor Senshi, and I
> will have the title of Supreme Otaku Warrior!  Should I lose . . . then
> . . . I will leave the Wars . . . forever!!!"  David thought a bit, then
> screamed again:  "Yeah, that's about right!!"  He turned from his point,
> wondering who would first respond to his challange, ignoring the rant
> from the Horny Old Geezer from the Chocobo Barn.  ESCX climbed down the
> summit and turned to his Chocobo, only to be taken aback by his first
> challanger.
> 
> "Oh . . ." he gasped.  The Otaku Warrior stared at him, crying.
> 
> "Are you serious?" the OW asked.  David nodded.
> 
> "I'm sorry, but I have to do this . . . forgive me . . . Melody . . ."

	*THUMP*

	A Really Big Anvil fell on Sailorchaosx as NC-Janitor appeared,
laughing his ass off.  After reattaching it, he continued laughing,
although not quite so hard. ^^;

	"Silly Reichanian.  Repent from your heathen ways and see the
light of the goddess Minako-sama!" NC-Janitor exclaimed. "Hm.. perhaps I
should have said that before I dropped the anvil."

	"This ain't over so easily as that stranger!" Sailorchaosx shouted
from below the anvil then lifted it easily.

	_< >

	"You may be right about that." NC-Janitor replied and clicked his
fingers.  In seconds 10 replicas of himself appeared. "Do it boys!"

	In a whirl of movement, the temporary clones flew around the
setting like lightning.  Sailorchaosx got kinda dizzy trying to follow
their movements.  Seconds later, everything stopped.

	The clones were set up at tables here and there serving salads,
burgers and fries.  Cold refreshing drinks were on hand.

	A large banner hung from mid-air nearby.  "FREE FOR ALL... BBQ!"

	"Par-tay!"

	"This ISN'T what I meant!!" Sailorchaosx growled, cut off as
NC-Janitor stuffed a hotdog in his mouth.

	"First we party!  Then we fight!  Such high stakes can't be rushed
into so seriously!"


             A slight rustle of wind announce the presence of an
interdimensional 
opening. Out stepped a strange Otaku in black wearing a dark plaid cloak.
            "I thought I heard the bugling of a couple of Red Stags ! I
figured it was 
the rutting season !" Bug said with a golden gleam in his eyes. "Now, I see
it's 
only a Rei-chanian and Minako-chanian." He fleshed that Cheshire-cat smile.
"Not much difference, really !"

            "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ?" Eternal SailorchaosX screamed after
he finished the hotdog. NC-Janitor eyed the strange newcomer. 
            "No one you need fear, I'm sure !" Bug smiled, extending his
hands.
"I'm just the lone-Otaku of Her Highness Chibiusa."
            "Uh-oh.." NC-Janitor whispered to SailorchaosX. "It's the Bug.
I've
heard of him. He ain't all here."
            "What do you mean," SailorchaosX asked increduously," 'He ain't
all 
here' ? He looks solid enough to be here to me !"
            "That's NOT what I mean !" NC-Janitor growled. "I mean he's
CRAZY !"
            "Ah ! My reputation precedes me yet again !" Bug smiled. Then
he 
did a quick softshoe around the two warriors as if to prove NC-Janitors
point.
"I have been called a bit mad... even by Chibiusa herself ! But, I MUST
have 
something going for me to have survived Chibiusa's Call for my
extermination !"
             The two warriors looked like their jaws were about to fall
off.
            "But enough with the introductions !" I'm famished ! And I
agree with 
NC-Janitor ! First we eat, then we fight !" He removed his
Gallifreyan-weave 
cloak and spread it  on the ground. Upon lifting it, there appeared a big
iron pot
filled with crawfish ready to boil. Bug thereupon reached into his cloak
for his
seasonings and vegetables (sorry.. no Minako ) and his two
galley-assistants,
the Chibi-Borg Lucky-Ami and his Senshi(-in-Training), Chibiusa !
           "Where did THEY come from ???" SailorchaosX asked, looking like
he 
needed an antiacid tablet. NC-Janitor started to grin and guffaw.
           "Oh," smiled Lucky-Ami, "I'm always near the Bug ! He's giving
me a home !
We're inseperable !"
           "An' Mommy", said Chibiusa, "asked Bug to look after me !" She
looked 
over at the Rei-chanian and Minako-chanian with a mischevious eye and
smiled.
          "We're in trouble..." the two warriors whimpered.

           TBC ?