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From: lbunny@wingsisp.com (Leloni Bunny)
Subject: Re: [OW!] Something completely unrelated to Chemistry
Date: 17 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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On Sun, 17 Jan 1999 00:04:48 GMT, sailoriceblade@hotmail.com wrote:

(POW)

How the heck should I know!  I've been on a ship this whole time!

>    "OK..." Leloni sat placidly for a few minutes before Snappy >
>suddenly screamed.

>     "YOU SET MY SOCKS ON FIRE!"

>     "See? You got it."

>     "Hey wow, I did it!" Leloni exclaimed.

   "Oops, sorry, Snappy," said the bunny glancing over at the steamed
looking chibi Makoto like child. 

>     "Eventually with enough practice, you'll be able to do it with just a
>little bit on concentration and you won't even need to meditate."

>     "Wow. Thanks!"

>     "That's really neat!" Snappy said. "Wait.. are you okay, Leloni? Stop
>LOOKING at me like that! Don't practice on ME!"

>I had way too much fun with that. Hey, I'm almost in a good mood again! ^_^;;

   The rabbit jumped up and started shaking SIB's hand vigerously.
"Thanks a LOT, SIB-san! If there's ever anything I can do for you just
name it!"
   "Ok, how about solo rulership of the entire Otaku World?"
   Facefaulting, Leloni replied, "Let me rephrase that.  Anything
that's *possible for me to do*."
   SIB snapped her fingers in disappointment, "Rats.  Well, just go
out there and pound that M&Rchanian into goolosh for me, ok?"
   "Hai, M'am!" saluted the bunny.  She suddenly realized that she was
wearing the goofy looking head dress,  "Um, any chance I could just
leave this with you?  My ears are starting to hurt."
   SIB waved her hand in a "sure sure, whatever" fashion as she turned
to help Cape Mike, whose socks were still enflamed.
   Setting the head dress down, Leloni grabbed Snappy's hand and
booked it for the nearest teleportation station she could find.
   As they set their coordinates and stood on the pads waiting for the
machine to kick in,  Snappy suddenly realized something, "Hey,
Leloni?"
   "Hai?"
   "What happens if the people aren't wearing any socks when you set
them on fire?"
   The lavender rabbit paused a moment, an expression of sheer shock
on her fuzzy face.  The machine too halted, as if waiting for her
reply as well.  Finally, she waved it off, saying, "Baka!  What kind
of idiot human goes around without a pair of socks on?  Worse comes to
worst, I'll just set their pantyhose on fire too."
   This seemed to satisfy Snappy and the machine, for an immense green
light surrounded the two Makoto warriors and teleported them from the
Io-A.

   (A shot of CM running screaming around his evil plans romm, his
socks still on fire, while a sweatdropping Sailor Ice Blade chases
after dragging a bucket of water with her.)

   Snappy's first sight as the green light faded away was an
enchanting white landscape.
   "Nani?!" she cried, "How long were we in there?"
   Her lavender companion could only shrug as her own eyes were
adjusting to the snow's brightness.
   The chibi one's next sight was to notice their surroundings, "Hey!
This isn't Arty's Casino.  CM's teleporters must be broken.   We're
at.... "The Neutralian Costume Botique"?  How'd we end up here?"
   "No, CM's teleporters work just fine," Leloni reassured Snappy, "I
set the coordinates for here for a reason.  Tell me, Snappy, do you
like to 'dress up'?"

TBC.....

What has the rabbit got planned for Arty?  Tune in next time and maybe
you'll find out!

Leloni Bunny
Defender of the great Kino Makoto-sama, a true role model for girls
everywhere!