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From: "Kelly Paul Graham" 
Subject: Re: [OW!] Ultimatum . . . from the last guy you'd ever consider
Date: 18 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Dion C. Torraville  wrote in article
...
> 
> On 16 Jan 1999, Kelly Paul Graham wrote:
> >
> >            "An' Mommy", said Chibiusa, "asked Bug to look after me !"
She
> > looked 
> > over at the Rei-chanian and Minako-chanian with a mischevious eye and
> > smiled.
> >           "We're in trouble..." the two warriors whimpered.
> 
> 	"... cause I didn't expect more than THREE people to show up for
> the BBQ!" NC-Janitor cursed.
> 
> 	The Non-Continuous One ran to the grill and swiped 4 steaks, 10
> burgers, 5 sausages, and a whole mess of potatoes. "To hell if I'm not
> getting my share!  Bwahaha!"
> 
> 	"HEY!  NO FAIR!" The others shouted and ran to fight over the
> remaining foodstuffs.

             Bug just softly hummed - then sang- a bit of "Joli Blon" as he
and 
his assistants watched over the crawfish. "I hope you like 'em spicey !"
Bug
said in his best Cajun accent. Then he started picking through the peppers.
"Hmmm... Jalapenos ? Nah ! Too mild... Ceyennes ? Maybe... Habeneros..
ahhh- HAAAA ... PERFECT !" Bug started adding the peppers.
            "Are you trying to KILL us !" NC-Janitor and SailorchaosX
chorused
seeing the Ceyennes and Habeneros go in with the crawfish.
            "You don't HAVE to try this if you're afreid of it !" Bug
grinned with 
his eyes glowing golden. "That'll just leave more for the chibis and I !"

> 
> 	"Hey Janitor?  Got cola?" Bug teased (Meanie! ^^;) as he sat on
> the ice box.
> 
> 	"Doh!"
> 
> 	"Hey Bug?  Got sweets?" Sailorchoasx teased (Bigger Meanie! ^^;)
> as he sat on the candy machines.
> 
> 	"Um?  Trade?"
> 
            Bug left the kettle of crawfish to the Chibis as he removed his
extra-
dimensional cloak and laid it on the ground. "I hope you like
Original-Recipe Coke !"
He called out to the Janitor.
            Suddenly, 96- bottle cases of Old Coke started to appear with
every flip of
the cloak. One case- two cases- three cases- four... 

           "Where'd THOSE come from ?" SailorchaosX asked.
           "The same place this came from !" Bug smiled.. and draped the
cloak over
the ground again.

            Bags of hard candy, canied fruits, caramels, and chocolates
appeared to
overflowing. " I'm especially fond of the dark chocolate," Bug smiled,
"when I'm not 
chomping down on trail mix !"
           "What candy store did YOU rob, Bug ?" SailorchaosX said in
shock.

            Bug went back to the kettle of crawfish.

            TBC ?

            Bug, aka Kelly Paul Graham.