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From: jlennon910@aol.com.Saturn (JLennon910)
Subject: [OW!] Sailor Riven's plan to take over the Universe
Date: 19 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Sailor Riven stood neck deep in snow. 
"GAH!!!!" She screamed, "IT'S COLD!!!" 
Sailor D'ni was still frozen and couldn't answer. Finally she managed to be
able to use Extreme Heat and melted the the ice.
"Riven, if you EVER do that again I will KILL YOU!!!" She screamed.
"It's not MY fault it's so cold!" Riven replied, looking hurt.
"Cut the crap, Riven, I can see RIGHT through that 'you're mean' look." Sailor
D'ni testily shot back."
"Uh... D'ni?"
"NOW what?!"
"Can you get me out of this snow?"
"Do it yourself!"
"I can't. Almost all of my attacks use water."
"Oh. Lava Flow!" Suddenly a huge volcano appeared and spewed molten lava all
over Sailor Riven. Sailor D'ni ran away before Riven could get up.
"I'm going to have to hurt her one of these days." Riven said, yanking
her(him)self out of the lava. "Well, now that I'm unstuck and alone, I can
plot. Well then, how should I take over the Universe? Hmm... maybe I should
start by blowing up Wal-Mart. No, that's a moot point, it gets destroyed, it
comes right back. Maybe I should start by knocking of the Amichanians. Yes,
first the Amichanians, then the Reichanians, the Makotochanians and then- the
Universe! Hahahah!"
Sailor D'ni standing nearby, overheard Riven's insane ramblings and rolled her
eyes. 
"Here we go again." She sighed.

Meanwhile, elsewhere.
Flowers were blooming and it was a lovely day. Bill Clinton was getting- wait a
minute, this has nothing to do with anything. 

Elsewhere.
Sailor Inception was sitting around doing nothing. Sailor Tay was asleep in the
next room and it was the middle of the night. 
"What the hell are we doing in seperate bedrooms? We've married nearly 40
years, and we've had three kids!" Sailor Inception grumbled. "And I have a
name, too. Lousy author!"
"Hello again." Said Sailor D'ni as she appeared from seemingly nowhere. "Your
crazy father is at it again." 
Sailor In- "For the love of God..." Alright, alright. Make me give it away.
Atrus raised an eyebrow. "Again?" 
"Again."
Atrus sweatdropped.
"I'm not an anime character!"
You are now!
"Fine. OK, so what do we do?"
"How the hell should I know?" Sailor D'ni replied. "Hey, don't I have a name?" 
Yeah, you're me. Get used to it.
"Oh."
"What's going on here?" Asked Sailor Tay as she came into the room.
"Her name's Catherine." Atrus said.
"Actually it's Katran." Responded Sailor D'ni.
"Whatever."
"His dad's at it again, plotting to take over the universe." Sailor D'ni said.
"Someday someone's going to have to tell me how an 80 year old bald man can be
a Senshi." Catherine said.
"Ever hear of the Sailor Starlights?" Asked Riven.
"No..."
"Well, uh, er... Nevermind about the starlights."
"Ah." Catherine nodded in understanding.
Atrus sweatdropped again.

TBC?


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