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From: Bob_Norom 
Subject: [OW!] At least I ain't shoveling this snow....
Date: 19 Jan 1999 00:00:00 GMT
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Norom looked around at the Giant snowball fight.  "Damn, looks almost
like home...  Almost.  There's no newfies."  Another snowball flew past
the window, making Norom wince.  He looked at BtV.  "If we don't get out
of here, we're gonna be crushed like...  something Easily crushable!"

BtV shook his head.  "Not a chance.  We'll make it out of here."

Just then, a snowball launched from the TuxedoMech landed in front of
the NerfMech, missing it by only a few inches.

"Okay..."BtV gulped, "Maybe it IS time to find a more defendable
position..."

Norom gulped as well...  "Good, great, GRAND! Let's Go!", and hit the
gas.  Unfortunately, the snowballs were flying a little too accurately
to easily avoid them.  "This is not gonna work!  We're gonna need a
distraction!"

["Blood in the snow" Drivers ed video from OtakuWars!' scene switch]

TomDLM sweatdropped.  "Okay, this could defintely be a bad thing" he
mumbled, as his car kept spinning.  He was slowly getting sick.

"*Burp!*  I gotta get this sucker under control!"  At this point, Tom
remembered something they taught him in Drivers Ed.

(Norom: What?  Like driving off the road?
 Author: Noo... Like a Controlled Skid.
 Norom: Did he have a drivers ed teacher from up here?
 Author: I highly doubt it.  I think they teach it everywhere.
 Norom: Could be...  But I don't other people use it 10 months out of
the year...
 Author: Quite true.)

Tom did some fancy driving and got the car under control.  "Perfect! 
Now where's that airsick bag?"

["Run away!  Run away!" scene switch.]

Norom kept the Nerfmech running, while BtV desperately attempted to keep
the attackers at bay with the snow guns.  "Any ideas would be greatly
appreciated, Norom!"

"You're asking the guy who's Learning curve borders on a Flat line for
an idea?!?!  Wait...  What's that?"  Norom pointed at a red object with
flame flying out the front.

"That's that guy with the car, right?"
"Yep, Why?"
"I think I have an Idea."

["Kids, don't do this at home!" scene switch]

Norom leaned out of the NerfMech, and yelled, "You call that a Kick Ass
Vette?  My Hatchback'd go faster!"  Bob looked at Norom....

"You're crazy.  He'll Kill us!"

"Yes, if he catches us."
"That thing is faster than we are!"
"Yes, yes it is."
"Then how are we getting away from him?!?!"
"Well, One thing I've learned from living in the frozen north...  It's
that Ice forms quite quickly on a wet road...."

Norom started running towards the Tuxedo Mech.  "And now, for part two. 
We run through that things legs."

"WHAT?!?!?!  We'll be killed!"
"No, we won't, cause they won't be expecting it!"
"But we're too big!"
"What's your point?"

Norom charged the NerfMech, throwing snowballs the entire way. 
"BANZAI!"  BtV just started mumbling,
"IAcceptJesusChristAsMyLordAndSaviorIAcceptJesusChristAsMyLord...."

{"Speed III: Snow sucks!" scene switch.]

"You insult my car?!?!  You're Gonna Die!"  Tom screamed.  He gunned the
engine to max, to catch up to the NerfMech.  Unfortunately, because the
snow was improperly, and incompletely melted, the water started making
ice under the car.

"Ya hahaha!!!!  I got you now!!!"

TBC?  Hopefully.

Bob Norom.